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Zork
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*Random Jumbles*
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> QW#@!#$EW#E%$$E
The thing looks at you in bewilderment and says "8uHHGFR$543?"
> RES$%$UWRS$$#^^%$*((*)
The thing stares at you menacingly and replies "THY%^$#%(@!FVDDER". It looks mad and you seem screwed.
> zOMG HUUUULP
You just cast the most powerful spell in the game. The thing backs up and says, "Dang foo, you don't have to get all up on me like that."
> You speak ebonics?
"No, I speak grue at a native level."
You realize at this point that this thing is a interdimensional form of Grue and you're screwed.
> fight Grue
You can't because, technically, this isn't a grue.
> fight thing
What "thing"?
> I dont know WTF its called!
That's your problem.
> run
As an interdemensional being, I hate to have to remind you that it's everywhere.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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