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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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> QW#@!#$EW#E%$$E
The thing looks at you in bewilderment and says "8uHHGFR$543?"
> RES$%$UWRS$$#^^%$*((*)
The thing stares at you menacingly and replies "THY%^$#%(@!FVDDER". It looks mad and you seem screwed.
> zOMG HUUUULP
You just cast the most powerful spell in the game. The thing backs up and says, "Dang foo, you don't have to get all up on me like that."
> You speak ebonics?
"No, I speak grue at a native level."
You realize at this point that this thing is a interdimensional form of Grue and you're screwed.
> fight Grue
You can't because, technically, this isn't a grue.
> fight thing
What "thing"?
> I dont know WTF its called!
That's your problem.
> run
As an interdemensional being, I hate to have to remind you that it's everywhere.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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