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The City
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The City
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Score: 3
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Moves: 3
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Now you walk to the nearest city. You walk to the streets, which are completely empty. No grues, or people. But wait, you hear growling. You turn around -- and nothing is there. The growling is still coming from that direction. You don't see any grues. But wait, you see infrared goggles on the ground.
> Pick up goggles
the growling gets louder and seemingly closer. You start to get chills up your back because you think it's a grue, but there is nothing in sight. But you smell and hear it. The grue has to be there. And to your right is a drinking fountain. That makes you mouth water.
> inventory
Now you have a flashlight with low battery and infrared goggles. What do you wish to do?
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