Game:The American Dream/Level 2

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So, you can play this game AND be the minority? Well that's unfortunate. The first thing you need to understand is that under American law, turning from an Australian or South African to an American aint easy. You would have to have some sort of American ancestry to enter the country and become a full-fledged citizen. Before the 20th Century, it was common for mothers from other countries to come to America thus creating more and more American citizens; however, this eventually backfired once Theodore Roosevelt called this idea silly, thus causing Americans to be born slower.

There are, however, loopholes that haven't been covered by any 65th President of the United States. What method do you choose?

Well, I Guess I'll Have to Disguise Myself then.

Immigration is Keen!