> Buy Slipper
While questioning your sexual orientation, you buy the slipper and leave the store. You try not to think about it, but you can't resist, you take out the slipper, and do... erm... Fetishy things with it.
Unfortunately, for some reason or another, you get infected with AIDS and die. You sick pervert.
- *** In Soviet Russia, AIDS gets killed by YOU!! ***
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