You marvel at how unlikely this is, and how you hadn't realized you were Chuck until now. You finally come to a conclusion that this is all a Bizarre dream.
> Wake Up
Good Morning there, whoever the heck you are. You have just woken up from a bizarre dream involving Shareware, Grues, Chuck Norris, and a purple Cat.
You are standing in a small, 1-room apartment. There is a computer in the corner, and a door outside. You could also make breakfast for yourself, or Commit Suicide. You are not likely to be eaten by a Grue.
What would you like to do now?