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Zork (Shareware Version)
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| Hole | Score: 0 | Moves: 3 | UNREGISTERED PLEASE BUY FULL VERSION NOW!
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You quickly scurry up the rope! Just as you get to the top the rock supporting the rope breaks, and falls into the hole below. There's no way you're getting that rope back now, that's for sure... Unless you REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99! | |||