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Zork (Shareware Version)
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For some reason, you decide walk down the runway. For what seems to be a long time, you walk down the cracked pavement, in the foggy pitch-blackness. Suddenly, in the fog, you can make out a few pinpricks of light. As you walk closer, the pinpricks get bigger, and then you realize the light is heading towards you really fast. A few seconds later, you see that it is a plane landing on the runway, headed directly towards you!
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