Game:Randomness Online/nothingbelt

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I'm just kidding. You spent too much time with your foot on the ground and you must have met and spoken to one of the native citizens of the region, thus contracting their nothing belt germs. You sicken, recover, live a few years, then die of old age.

In case you didn't know, old age is caused by everything.