Game:Randomness Online/corn/albertsons/shelter

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You silently assert to yourself that you were only seeking shelter in order to find a timely lunch, nothing more.

You find a storm cellar also stocked with food. There is a pantry section marked "Vegetarian dinner", and you think to yourself that you haven't had a nice vegetarian for dinner in ages. Unfortunately, you have no can opener.

A hobo huddles in the cellar. He would make a nice meal.