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"Thats where you're wrong!" says a random guy of some importance who steps out from behind the nearest rock. "Antarctica is home to approximatley 13 different species of penguin and 29 different species of ice. Its also home to 1 species of polar bear who we brought here out of boredom!" He points to a polar bear devouring penguins. "So far that bear has wiped out 2 different species of penguin and 4 different species of ice... its a tragedy. Anyway, its time for a wild ride around antarctica!!!" He makes a roller coaster appear out of nowhere.
You hope this educational movie dosent end soon because once it does your heart will explode. But after sitting through the first 5 minutes you kill yourself anyway.