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Game:Random Encounters/market3/grab

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Grab it:

You snatch it.
It doesn't do anything.
A different spell, which the magician/shop-keeper picks up, does.
It grabs onto you and flys 762 metres up.
Then it drops you.
You land with a sickening flop.

Need i say more?...

Restart
Retry

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