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You(25) attack n00blet(25) with Sword of Noobishness. You(25) attack n00blet(25) with Sword of Noobishness. n00blet loses 2 HP. (23) n00blet(23) says "i pwnzors y0u!!!" You(25) attack n00blet(23) with Sword of Noobishness. You(25) attack n00blet(23) with Sword of Noobishness. n00blet loses 2 HP. (21) n00blet attacks you with Sword of Noobishness You lose 1 HP. (24) You(24) attack n00blet(21) with Sword of Noobishness. You(24) attack n00blet(21) with Sword of Noobishness. CRITICAL HIT!!! n00blet loses 20 HP. (1) n00blet attacks you with Sword of Noobishness. FUMBLE!!! n00blet drops his Sword of Noobishness onto his groin and loses 1 HP. (0) You have won. You have seized 50 gold and Sword of Noobishness from n00blet. What do you want to do? |
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