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MMORPG
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You throw the Sword of Noobishness at POTATOHEAD. It stabs right into him! POTATOHEAD has died. You have seized the Potato Slicer, the Potato Shield and 100 gold. You have equipped the Potato Slicer, the Potato Shield and unequipped a Sword of Noobishness. You have gained a level! You are now level 2! |
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