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 Nondescript Cave

You follow skansam into a cave.

You are attacked by several clinjas under skansam's control.

You are sliced finely and used to make processed meat, and sold by skansam at 10 gold a piece.

***You have died***

All your items have been dropped where you died. This means they'll be raided by hungry noobs!