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MMORPG
| Battle between the Strange guy and you | ||
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You(10) attack Strange Guy(25) with +3Sword of Noobishness. Strange Guy loses 4 HP.(21) Strange Guy(21) attacks you(10) with Sword of Normalness. You lose 2 HP.(8) You(8) attack Strange Guy(21) with +3Sword of Noobishness. Your attack misses. Strange Guy(21) attacks you(8) with Sword of Normalness. You lose 2 HP.(6) The Immigration officer(200) interfere's, and attacks you(6) with Bow of Over-enchanted-over-gnomes Immigration officer(200) misses, and accidently shoots Strange Guy, who loses 50 HP.(dead) --The battle ends. Immigration Officer says "Whoops", and then runs away. You acquire 100 gold, a Sword of Normalness and a Alien Ship Key. You now have a +3 sword of noobishness, 320 gold, a Sword of Normalness, a Alien Ship Key, and a pooper-scooper that is enchanted to take 3 HP rather than 1. |
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