|Battle between the Strange guy and you|
You(10) attack Strange Guy(25) with +3Sword of Noobishness.
Strange Guy loses 4 HP.(21)
Strange Guy(21) attacks you(10) with Sword of Normalness.
You lose 2 HP.(8)
You(8) attack Strange Guy(21) with +3Sword of Noobishness.
Your attack misses.
Strange Guy(21) attacks you(8) with Sword of Normalness.
You lose 2 HP.(6)
The Immigration officer(200) interfere's, and attacks you(6) with Bow of Over-enchanted-over-gnomes
Immigration officer(200) misses, and accidently shoots Strange Guy, who loses 50 HP.(dead)
--The battle ends. Immigration Officer says "Whoops", and then runs away. You acquire 100 gold, a Sword of Normalness and a Alien Ship Key.
You now have a +3 sword of noobishness, 320 gold, a Sword of Normalness, a Alien Ship Key, and a pooper-scooper that is enchanted to take 3 HP rather than 1.