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Forum:Yettie's Penis: Confirmed Sighting!
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WOO!! It's official, Yettie is male! I knew it! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:31, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Wow, didn't know that. SPARTAN-984|Chat here|What I've Done 22:47, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- I did. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- What if she's just screwing with us, though? I mean she does have reasons for pretending to be male again. (Like the fact Socky wants to rape her.) --S'r Mnbvcxz 07:17, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- I did. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- It was SO obvious. Meh, the not-even-a-bitch isn't worth it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:29, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- And because it's obvious, is that why you were trying to touch me? MOMMY HE TOUCHED ME! - [15:33 4 February 2009]
- I was trying to cut your penis off, that's all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:34, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- No, darling, that's what I was doing. Don't know about you. Luckily I filmed the whole thing and so I intend upon selling the videos to a reputable source of news. - [15:42 4 February 2009]
- Fuck you, not-even-a-bitch! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:43, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- /me sighs - [15:46 4 February 2009]
- /me cuts your penis off HAHAHA! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:48, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- /me sighs - [15:46 4 February 2009]
- Fuck you, not-even-a-bitch! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:43, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- No, darling, that's what I was doing. Don't know about you. Luckily I filmed the whole thing and so I intend upon selling the videos to a reputable source of news. - [15:42 4 February 2009]
- I was trying to cut your penis off, that's all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:34, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- And because it's obvious, is that why you were trying to touch me? MOMMY HE TOUCHED ME! - [15:33 4 February 2009]
- Due to the size of that blood splat I assume that you are insinuating that my sexual organs are not equal to your standards of sufficient sexual organ size. - [15:51 4 February 2009]
- You seem to forget that there's a lot of blood in a penis. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:40, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Even in your penis, Yettie. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:41, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Exactly. That's what I was saying. That is not enough blood. Believe me. I've had experience. - [16:42 4 February 2009]
- Your blood didn't splash all over the screen you know, most fell on the ground, and some traveled back in time and landed on this piece of paper. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:45, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Exactly. That's what I was saying. That is not enough blood. Believe me. I've had experience. - [16:42 4 February 2009]
- Even in your penis, Yettie. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:41, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- You seem to forget that there's a lot of blood in a penis. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:40, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Due to the size of that blood splat I assume that you are insinuating that my sexual organs are not equal to your standards of sufficient sexual organ size. - [15:51 4 February 2009]
I'd Fuck Me
- Jesus. Me too. - [08:49 4 February 2009]
id fuck me hard —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 195.194.125.188 (talk • contribs)
- I'd sign my comments hard. :-D - [12:55 4 February 2009]