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This is the new wangs forum, post your best wang joke here. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 06:55, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

A black wang, a white wang, and a asian wang walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Gee look at all the diversity here!" Also, the asian wang is small. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 17:31, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
"Permission to use the Nailbat, Sir!" Finnius.png
"Granted! Use freely!" A (Ruins) 17:53, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
A man drops his Wang out a second-story window onto a woman below. The woman dies. The man is out $500. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, May 17 '12 18:30 (UTC)
wang dang....sweet poon tang, i don't know --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:26, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • A bunch of kids call up some chinese guy in a convenience store

Chinese guy: Hewo, wangs conah shop.

  • Kid:Hey there, can I talk to wing?

Chinese guy: no...no wing...I wang.

  • Kid:Okay, then could I talk to wong?

Chinese guy: No you lisen to me...I wang, no wong.

  • Kid: Oh...I guess I wing the wong number (hysterical laughing in the background)

Chinese guy: No I no wing, no wong, I wang.

  • (Hysterical laughter growing and growing)

Chinese guy:Wah so funny? I wang

  • (Laugter so loud it hurts the chinese guy's ears)

Chinese: U no laugh. I kick you outta store. You no come back. You no welcome in Wang conah shop.

The next day the kids go to wangs corner shop and buy Dr. Pepper, a porno and some smarties. Mr. Wang didn't realise it was them. The end. --ShabiDOO 02:31, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

A wang and a wang and a wang go to see a wang at the Wangpark. While they're wanging there, wanging their own business, a wang walks up to them and gets all up in their wang. So one of the wangs decides to pour his soda down the wang's pants. This angers the wang so he beats the other wangs to death, covering the row beneath them in semen unintentionally. The wang then goes to buy something phallic at the wang bar, without even offering to clean up his mess. The surrounding wangs stare disapprovingly at him and turn back to watch the wang (after all, it's a close one, the score is tied, Wang to Wang in the top of the Wangth). -RAHB 06:45, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:28, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

My wang

[1] ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:14, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, check out MY Wang.

Awesome, huh? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, May 25 '12 17:04 (UTC)

Wang is Gnaw backwards

Ouch. [Unless you're into that sort of thing] -   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 07:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

That's why all the girls call my Wang "the Jawbreaker". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, May 26 '12 7:48 (UTC)

I got one!

This forum has more wangs than a chinese phonebook! Also, RAHB touches himself. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN05:43, 27 May

Not as much as you touch yourself. -RAHB 09:40, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
I didn't realize it was a competition. Don't worry dude, someday your life will be as empty as mine and you'll have the time to touch yourself as frequently. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:25, 28 May
Ok, seriously, you guys have no idea how far back in second and third places you are. My Wang gets touched every frickin' day. No, scratch that. My Wang gets touched constantly. As a matter of fact, I can't keep my hands off my Wang. As a matter of fact, I've got my fingers all over my Wang right this minute. My Wang is huge, too, although you can't see it from that picture. It's huge, and filthy. (By-the-bye, would anybody like to buy my Wang?) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, May 28 '12 19:30 (UTC)