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Forum:WTF MICjaEL HAXSON!
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Michael Jackson is BACK! For now. WTF!!!!! I thought we drove him away with all that child molestation bullshit!? 206.213.157.4 16:44, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
- What's with the anti-Jackson comments? We're all Wacko Jacko here at Uncyc. --
-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:40, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
- Largely because of the $7,000,000 he paid us. Dam that was sweet. MrN
Fork you! 17:50, Mar 9 - And we're going to colonize his
arsearticle. Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:21, 9 March 2009 (UTC)- Oh... my... god... He was actually good until his hair caught fire, he replaced his nose, became whiter than usual, and started fucking adolescents. Beat It was awesome. S-984 21:12, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, he began to suck when he starting being whiter than usual. I remember his skin fluctuated back and forth through various shades and then eventually to all the colours of the rainbow. But then he had ditch being the multicoloured dream-man to become more flirtous with being a whitey more often than, oh, say blue. I liked him when he was a sort of deep-river magic aqua blue. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:27, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
- He went from Uncle Tom all the way to honky. That's quite a journey. Journey, meanwhile, has always been filled with honkys. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:56, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- White people suck. I'd know, I'm whiter than sour cream. Like, literally. VT 20:54, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- People in general tend to suck. I'd know, I'm Aryan. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- With freckles and curly red hair? Hardly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- They made a separate death camp for them. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:17, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- Freckles and red hair? Yeah right. Didn't we kill the gingers in some genocide already? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:40, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- Way to ignore the previous post. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:57, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- What do you want me to do? Mass murder your people? No, I'm sorry for ignoring your post. Please forgive me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:08, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- People! Try to concentrate on whateverthesubjectofthisforumis! I'm getting a little tired of having to bring forums back on topic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:55, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- And of all people, you are the one asking? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:59, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- *Pout* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:01, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- And of all people, you are the one asking? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:59, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- People! Try to concentrate on whateverthesubjectofthisforumis! I'm getting a little tired of having to bring forums back on topic. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:55, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- What do you want me to do? Mass murder your people? No, I'm sorry for ignoring your post. Please forgive me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:08, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
- Way to ignore the previous post. --
- They made a separate death camp for them. --
- With freckles and curly red hair? Hardly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:09, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- People in general tend to suck. I'd know, I'm Aryan. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:59, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- White people suck. I'd know, I'm whiter than sour cream. Like, literally. VT 20:54, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- He went from Uncle Tom all the way to honky. That's quite a journey. Journey, meanwhile, has always been filled with honkys. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:56, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, he began to suck when he starting being whiter than usual. I remember his skin fluctuated back and forth through various shades and then eventually to all the colours of the rainbow. But then he had ditch being the multicoloured dream-man to become more flirtous with being a whitey more often than, oh, say blue. I liked him when he was a sort of deep-river magic aqua blue. --
- Oh... my... god... He was actually good until his hair caught fire, he replaced his nose, became whiter than usual, and started fucking adolescents. Beat It was awesome. S-984 21:12, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
- Largely because of the $7,000,000 he paid us. Dam that was sweet. MrN
