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Uncyclopedia is the worst is the worst. I really hate the asshole who made this article. God I hope it wasn't you, <insert name here>. Anyways, that article sucks, and this forum topic was created to rant on how bad it sucks. It sucks so bad it is good. S-984 04:34, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

So then I really like The Cure. They seemed to represent a number of rising trends that encircled the 1980's pop culture back then. Tongue-in-cheek 80's humour, the playful, catchy tunes and the sombre and flamboyant image of their band members that entranced fans and created whole social groups, cementing the ability to do this by musicians in the years to come. It's kind of weird that they've become one of the 80's band that still plays today but only like, one original band member remains, and yet they still go by the same band name. Now listening to Close to Me. 1984 song I think. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:17, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Um, no offense, but what the fuck? But I can relate to that. Metallica only has one original member: the drummer, Lars Umlaut, the founder. Everyone else quit, cept the bassist. He got crushed in a bus crash. Poor soul. S-984 15:55, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Right. Except for James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett, who both played on Kill 'Em All. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:25, Feb 16

I thought we were talking about the worse-ness of Uncyclopedia. =( ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

No, we aren't. Sorry. Anyways, this is for talking about how the article Uncyclopedia is the worst sucks. Junky junk junk my ass! S-984 20:09, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

I loved this article because of the reality entertainment edge. I find the hostility and drama impressive plus some of the responses were classic.--    20:19, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Actually, if we're going to talk about that article, we'll be talking about what is arguably the worst on this whole site. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:22, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Or maybe it's more accurately the best. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm confused. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about that, I'm the worst. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:24, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

But that must mean I am the best! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:25, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

A lot of bands tend to do this kind of thing, like how Iron Maiden carried on after millions of lead singers, or when INXS carried on even after Michael Hutchence died. I can understand any old band just carrying on if anyone but the lead singer leaves/dies, like how Feeder carried on after the death of their bassist, but the lead singer? I mean, dude, that's like the voice of the band. They just sound different. Joy Division split after the death of their lead singer, but the instrumental set-up went on to form the enigmatic New Order, and they didn't lose anything! It's the voice of the band, it just loses fanbase. If the lead singer is kaput, the band should find another singer under a different band name. Christ, it can't be that hard. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:25, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh wow, thanks for ruining everything SOAUU. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:27, 16 February 2009

I do it with love. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:30, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Iron Maiden has had three lead singers, and they're touring with the one most beloved by the fans right now. I can assure you, I am extremely glad that they continue to tour, or I'd never have seen them over the summer. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:29, Feb 16

I guess I should've researched a bit more about Iron Maiden beforehand, since I mostly only listen to their 80's work (what remnants of the band even remain from that time?), but I didn't think about how I still like some of their work after that. To me though, there are acts that just sound completely of with a different voice. Imagine if Hall from Hall and Oates had been sacked. It wouldn't be Hall and Oates anymore would it. Metallica are an example who's managed to sustain an audience over the billion years it's been around, but I still think bands like them just carry on because the money's to good to lose out on. All the money has only recently been pumped into the music scene and it's forcing old musicians to claw back with their now-hoarse voices in attempt to rake in the new-found cash being bandied about for new talent. Anyway, how was their performance in the summer? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:19, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Fucking amazing, of course! :D Dickinson's voice was great, all the music was spot on, the atmosphere was incredible... everything you'd expect from maiden. And yeah, their lineup is actually about the same as it was in the '80s--they tour with the same lineup that made Powerslave, with the addition of Janick Gers on guitar for the whole three-pronged attack thing they've got going. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:59, Feb 17

Don't you ever feel that they'll eventually turn old and be forced to sit on a chair by a nice lady (like BB King) if they're going to carry on rocking? The band will be 35 years old pretty soon! We're still in an early period for heavy metal bands to look silly when the bandmembers start pushing 70 though. I haven't heard of Powerslave before, if I'm honest. --Nachlader 15:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Meatloaf does that. He runs around and sings his heart out, then sits down for a bit while the dancers distract the audience from that fact. He would do anything for love, but he won't do that. Two out three ain't bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:17, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

It was the drummer. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:39, 17 Feb 2009

Oh fuck, I forgot that Taka is on bass. I guess I somehow got it mixed up with the Sex Pistol's curtain call for dead bandmembers. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

I only just noticed this thread, and feel compelled to observe that Napalm Death are still going despite having no original members left in their lineup. Now that's style. --UU - natter 16:46, Feb 20

Also: "If the lead singer is kaput, the band should find another singer under a different band name." - Four letters, one slash for you: AC/DC. Lost their singer, got a new one, released one of the ten biggest selling albums of all time. Of course, it helps if the new singer sounds like the old one... --UU - natter 16:52, Feb 20

Kinda like the Rolling Stones did when Keith Richards died? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:55, 20 Feb

But that's my point! It's alright if they can magically find a similar voice, but if the new singer sounds nothing like the original, more famous singer, they're destined to lose fanbase. Just like INXS trying to fob off their performances with a Canadian bloke after Hutchence died. Also, I've not heard of Napalm Death before, how the hell can something like that happen? That's crazy! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:35, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Napalm Death are surpassed in their awesomeness only by Cannibal Corpse. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:41, 20 Feb

YouTube links, dammit! -kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:50, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

What, they don't have Google where you live? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:54, 20 Feb

I'm not the one who can suggest which singles to listen to! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:58, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't matter; they all sound the same. They're just that awesome. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:50, 20 Feb

Worst Fucking Article Ever

Vote for the worst fucking article ever here. Nomination is limited to four entries. First come first serve.

This one time back in the 80's I was seeing this girl who was really into the Cure and she suggested that I start wearing eyeliner. What she didn't know is that I already enjoyed putting on eyeliner in the privacy of my own bedroom; along with a nice pair of silk panties I found in my mother's dresser. You can imagine her surprise when I enthusiastically agreed with her as it was the first time I had agreed with her about anything. Well, except for her opinion of David Hasslehoff's pecs. That man was STUNNING back in the day. It's a shame what he's become these days. Anyways; everything was working out great until that eveniing when, after be aroused by my eye makeup all day, she aggressively tore my pants off only to discover that I had slipped on a pair of her panties when I used her bathroom to apply said eye makeup. The look on her face alternated between shock, disgust, and bemused curiosity so quickly that my eyes had trouble keeping up. In the end she settled on what was really an inevitable reaction; anger. She wound up and kicked me in the balls so hard I'm sure my children (assuming I'm still able to have them) will feel it. Needless to say we broke up after that; but at least I got some great sex out of the whole ordeal. Not from her mind, but from her father who had witnessed the event while spying on us through her bedroom window. The moral of this story? SIGN YOUR POSTS! -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:41, 20 Feb

OptyC, you suck. QED. S-984 19:08, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

WHO TOLD?!!?? -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:32, 21 Feb

Doesn't matter. QED. S-984 22:20, 23 February 2009 (UTC)