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Spoon.


I found this in the road during my walk home. This is the best Christmas ever. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:17, Dec. 22, 2012

Now how's the road going to eat soup? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:15, December 23, 2012 (UTC)
You've hit the jackpot. That spoon, from my keen eye and far-away picture, looks like an 1822 Kabash-Jennings, one of the rarest spoons made in Turkey in the 19th century. Mothers would beat their babies with this brand, and later melt them down for the stainless steel (worth millions on today's market). Happy Christmas to you! Aleister 17:32 Festivus
Alternately, it's a Walmart spoon, at a buck a piece. On the plus side, you can really taste the Third World labor, if you like your food bitter. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:59, December 23, 2012 (UTC)