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Or, rather, his lack thereof. Or her. What the fuck is Yettie? We tried to answer that question before with no evidence to suggest one thing or another. So let's try it here. Voat below. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Male

Score: 3 penises

• For. There's no way he could be a girl. He's been here for way too long. We have plenty of other Uncyclopedians who are girls and they're very open with their vaginas. Why would Yettie keep her vagina from us for all this time? It's because her vagina is a penis. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
• Penis. I don't see any motivation for Yettie's hypothetical vagina to impersonate a penis for so long. Occam's razor suggests that, rather than a vagina in a penis costume, it was a penis all along. And although this could be a case of triple-misdirection - a penis that's impersonating a vagina holding a penis - well, that would just make William of Occam roll over in his grave. Which might make him bump his penis. pillow talk 19:12, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

  What Occam's razor suggests, Hyperbole, is that Yettie's penis is about to, or has already been, cut off. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:33, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

  It would make more sense for her to pretend to be a boy until she got well known from the community. If she admitted she was a girl, she would have ran the risk of cyber-stalking or everybody treating her like a 10 year old. --Mnbvcxz 20:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

  Oh sexy. - [20:17 28 January 2009] YYettie

  - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:19, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

  If that was a vote, that would be an awesome vote, dear sir. Further more. Sexy. - [20:24 28 January 2009] YYettie

  Its tabbed over so I assume it's not a vote. --Mnbvcxz 20:27, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

• There, it's official. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:59, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Female

Score: 3 of whatever it is that girls have down there

• Strong For We tend to treat girls differently. I.e. we are less crass around them. Also, yettie has been keeping this up far too long for it to be fake. And she hangs out with Orian57, a noted homosexual. --Mnbvcxz 17:54, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. Because I want it to be true. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:18, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
• For.. It even says in her sig. Duh. VT 01:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

Discussion

I anticipate much debate about this. Really, though, I just want this to be over with so I can go back to feeling guilty about screaming "YETTIE! YETTIE!" whilst masturbating. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm assuming one vote per person. Also, you forgot the hermaphrodite option. --Mnbvcxz 17:54, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, what you said. And no gray area this time. It's either one or the other, buddy. America decides, I win. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:00, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Can I suggest we just have one vote thing and everyone votes either "Penis" or "That Other Thing" and then positive is "penis" and negative is "That Other Thing". That would make more sense, whores. - [18:14 28 January 2009] YYettie

Shut up, woman. The men are talking. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:59, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Ahem. If I'm a woman I'm that cool neck-breaking-with-her-legs-woman from Indiana Jones. So don't talk to me like that, honey. - [19:05 28 January 2009] YYettie

Question: If it turned out that Yettie has a penis, what should we do about it? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:58, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Cut it off. - [18:58 28 January 2009] YYettie

I think that narrows it down to female or post-op--    19:05, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

DOCTOR! - [19:09 28 January 2009] YYettie

He'd know. He's a doctor. I bet he performed the procedure. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:11, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

OH DOCTOR! Can you please fix me?! - [19:13 28 January 2009] YYettie

Snip Snip Grin Grin Wink Wink Say No More Say No More--    22:05, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

CLUES!

By "teh penis" do you mean your penis? Because that would be helpful information. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:04, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If by "by "teh penis" do you mean your penis" you mean "by "teh penis" do you mean teh penis" then, yes. - [22:14 28 January 2009] YYettie

If by "penis" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:19, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If by "you mean" you mean "goes into" then yes. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:21, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If by "into" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:23, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If by "anus" you mean "nuts" then yes. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:25, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If by "nuts" you mean "anus" then yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:27, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

If by "anus" you mean "vagina" then no. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:29, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

That is all. - [19:44 28 January 2009] YYettie

Teensy little tits are just fine too luv. --    22:31, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

That is all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:32, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Related Question

What is the gender and age of the person in this pic? I'm guessing female and 12, (changed opinion) but the hairy arms and and crotch bulge make me a bit hesitant on that. --Mnbvcxz 05:22, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

No that person is mid to late teens, I'd say. They're just pretending to be young for all those lovely perverts. - [19:14 29 January 2009] YYettie

What's your opinion on the gender? --Mnbvcxz 19:21, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't care. Me wanna rape! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:51, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, I think its now fairly clear that the image is that of a shemale, in the 20 +/- age range. After doing some "research" on google, I've determined that younger (i.e. 18- early 20's) shemales can look very similar to girls who just hit puberty. --Mnbvcxz 20:02, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't care. Me wanna rape! Getting deja-vu yet? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:58, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

We know already :) --Mnbvcxz 17:35, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes, we know you want to rape people. We ALL know, you've posted it on two forums so far. Ughhh. Even for a seasoned Wikian I somehow find that disgusting, and I've SEEN disgusting. SPARTAN-984|Chat here|What I've Done 21:24, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

You forgot to mention that I said it on the image's talk page. Also, what is disgusting about me raping people? I assure you that my intentions are of the most honourable sincerity. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:01, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Raping people is a federal crime. You can be sent to jail or executed (in insane countries) for raping people. Erm, nothing??? HAHAHAHAHAHA. All in good humor. :p SPARTAN-984|Chat here|What I've Done 23:00, 3 February 2009 (UTC)