Forum:Random Gripe No. 371

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More like two gripes. First and foremost, I have to say I object to putting NSFW images on the main page when articles are featured. I almost got fired there. And I'm not even at work, it was that serious. Could we not do that anymore please?

Secondly, no one loves me. Why hasn't this been fixed yet? <insert name here> promised me some red hot love, like, a month ago, but all I remember is that I woke up with a lampshade on my head and my wallet missing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:11, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Look, our page views are getting low as it is, and VFH is really stagnating. We need to do anything we can to draw more page views, and if that means we need porn, by jove, we'll get more porn! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:02, Oct 9
Maybe that'll teach you to do some work instead of going on the internet! Spang talk 19:02, 09 Oct 2008
I second that motion. Also, I'd like to ask the Speaker to recognize that the initial idiot said "anymore" and not the correct "any more". What a dumb-fuck! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:15, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
I motion to dismiss the previous motion, as the offending promoter of said motion spoke out of turn. Also because he sucks and he is gay. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:41, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

So the bottom line is, as usual

  • Porn. And loads of it. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC)