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I have heard that New Jersey will pass a "Sin" tax, allegedly to fund hospitals. This was on FOX News, and on other news outlets. I wanted to set this up as "New Jersey Passes Shit Tax" but I can't find the Fox News article online. I was going to state that New Jersey was to use the shit tax to fund the Democratic Presidential campaign, but that they'll take your shit as ell as money for the campaign. 65.163.112.114 22:15, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Don't be silly, Mr. IP, New Jersey is just an urban legend, a scary story parents tell their kids when they think about leaving their safe New York apartments. There's just no such thing. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:23, May 5

Canada has had a value-added tax on shit since 1991; fertilizer is taxable under the much-hated GST. Toilet paper is also taxed just as heavily. So what else is new; they tax the poop right out of you. --72.140.46.227 00:05, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Shit is just unrefined oil. Everyone knows that. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 00:18, 6 May 2008 (UTC)