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Hi everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 12 year olds on Uncyclopedia?!?!?!
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:21, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
- Large capital letters on Uncyclopedia?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:34, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
Hello new user. Welcome to Uncyclopedia, where we discuss the uses and value of small objects typically found in desk drawers. For example, I consider rubber bands to be very special, because you can loop the ends together to form a very long super-rubber band. I once made such a chain of rubber bands, and it was, like, really long; so long that when we let it go it didn't make a *pyew* noise like you'd expect, but more like *shwooosh*. Old man Jenkins, who lives twelve blocks down, agreed that it was the greatest thing in the world... after he regained consciousness. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:58, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
- Paperclips. The future is paperclips. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:51, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
- Perhaps, good Modus, perhaps. Yes... rubber bands... and paperclips! I can see it all now! Haha, Modusoperandi my man, you're a genius. Old man Jenkins won't know what hit him! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 07:25, 11 September 2007 (UTC)