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Hi guys. I did something silly yesterday that I figure the uncyc community might find funny. I have written a pseudo emo text generator. It's a very simple markov model that scrapes deadjournal ATOM feeds to generate emo-esque gibberish.

Example output: belief is that they re crimped and papery i think im just nervous because the rendering will be jealous i wouldnt have to take off from work early in order to do also i have 4 gb in my life it was friday what was the best low profile remember while i was doing today i said the wrong way soon the evil corporation will be at least good quality sound online will arrive at least the downward spiral has changed into just a wee bit with hardcore hdtv compression and the whole thing that ever happened to the movies ah well

my dreams crawl around this idea is this what i really want to sacrifice so the one that i don t make things perfect the snowflakes are perfect the sound system was shit cheap when it was tibetan but i don t want i second guess myself constantly and most notably hellacious combinations thereof i m glad about i don t date x s i also biked to her for leaving mad at the right time makes it that much to do pretty well my work ethic is yelling at my mom ended up not buying this really pretty forest preserve and

Check it out if you're bored :-D. To get my results, tick lowercase only, remove punctuation, and get lucky with scrapes.

Emo markov (.NET 1.1 exe, should run with Mono, accesses Internet to scrape.)

To use it, first push "webtrain", then push "output". The program will appear to freeze while training. The number slider is the amount of sites to train per buttonpress. The checkboxes will control the training.

--Chronarion 21:17, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Who are you and why are you telling us this? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
So, I wound up with happiness, because when someone cuts you off the chan.. its such an incredible role in that journey.i look around and I wanna go pet the sharks at the same exact things at least take my shoes off? --Chronarion 21:42, 23 September 2008 (UTC)
Nifty! It kinda reminds me of that time it had been a fairly interesting look at it in the sense that we get along too well with Chuckie and Nick (CJ's sister Marie's kids) and Nick (CJ's sister Marie's kids) and Nick (CJ's sister Marie's kids) and Nick because they want the truth, i panic just slightly when he was making to Kikeru wasn't fair to them about things I'm thankful for and listed a gift, ranging from $25 to $150 depending on the phone rang. Spang talk 00:49, 24 Sep 2008
You know, I actually have a friend who caught a spokeswoman for Cheshire Police said Police are asking residents and motorists in the desert - clad only in her letter…things that I ll talk to and from the hall…and I said, “only one.” He relied, “her?”…I merely nodded my head. The answer didn’t require words…the expression on my mind, and i went to st.vital to try and find one last pre-dawn Christmas song on December 26th; I did not decide to cut back on it I really like waking up and getting the tapes done and playing shows again i m spending so much time From here baby all --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:29, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
Dudes... Where are y'all getting the Afghan weed from? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:52, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
The scariest part is I can't tell if they wrote it themselves or generated it. --65.57.245.11 02:28, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
We love you Chron! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:23, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
Polyamory ftw! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:54, Sep 25