Forum:Creation of rule-bound Marionettes

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Like this, but cooler...

I propose the creation of a number of rule-bound marionettes which through the use of wires or strings could be used to create a more ordered and structured site. Obviously we would need at least one almost human manipulator to work them but I believe it would reduce the stress involved in having to read the same shitty articles and deal with the same crappy complaints from users ad nauseam. Obviously I don't expect everyone (other than pedantic and inflexible anally-retentive rule followers) to like the idea from the start so maybe we could have 3 or 4 over a test period to begin with, over time if it proves to be successful we could replace all users with pre-programmed automatons thus reducing drama levels within the site down to zero. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I thought that everyone else here was already a rule-bound marionette. There goes another illusion.                               Puppy's talk page02:54 pm 27 Mar 2014
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I was always kind of hoping we could just become a website of one user and several extremely scared puppets walking around on egg shells who have strings attached to every single finger and facial muscles and eye balls so that even rolling your eyes isn't an option. The only thing is...in todays ever more connected world I'm just worried that I won't be able to attach the strings to my body while I'm walking down the street with my smart phone or sitting in a wifi-cafe with my tablet. Puppy...is there a way to work around this? --ShabiDOO 22:40, March 30, 2014 (UTC)