Forum:Cajek versus BENSON!
Apart from the most quotable smackdown of all time, This is probably the most important recent topic on BHOP. Who has affected our great Uncyclopedia more?
Cajek... OR... BENSON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Cajek
Score: +2 Cake J's
For. 'Cause I never saw BENSON, only his deluded worshipers. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:26, Oct 21- For. I never saw Benson. I never saw one of his followers, either....and back when I was a noob, I had no idea who Cajek was. But I do now. Sorta. -
Velosi-T 
{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 23:59, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
BENSON
Score: +4 REAL MEN
- For. Unlike Necropaxx, I actually DID see BENSON. Once. It was epic. Like, with SAVINGS! epic. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA
WH 18:43, 21 October 2008 (UTC) - FOR JudgeZarbi
TALK 18:52, 21 October 2008 (UTC) - 4 someone who is better than you. COLIN
ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA
JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 00:18, 22 October 2008 (UTC) - FOR BENSON! BENSON SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! DOES Cajek SPEAK IN ALL CAPS? Tought so. ~
Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 17:36, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
DISCUSS
FOR - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
00:53, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Against.. I hate discussions. Especially discussions about discussions. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 01:16, 22 October 2008 (UTC)- What if we think that they both suck? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
- Excellent point, Modus. Here's a section just for you:
Modusoperandi
Score: +1 pretentious users
Abstain - • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:57, Oct 22
- Hurrah! In addition, abstain. My positive traits are equally and precisely counter-balanced by my bad traits. Also, there's a flea bite on my bottom, and it itches quite severely. Not the flea bite, although that does itch somewhat. My whole bottom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:07, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
- very for - We've all got ass on the mind--Sycamore (Talk) 15:09, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
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A true hero. — Sir Manticore 
15:14, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
- It sucks. JudgeZarbi TALK 20:01, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Nintendorulez
Score: -1 /b/tards
Against. NO. Just NO. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 18:18, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Oscar Wilde
Score:+1 made up quotes
For. I'm surprised no one brought it up. --BOMB
19:47, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
- abstain Unless you don't mean the user... COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA
JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:52, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Velosi-T
YES!!! I am TOTALLY better than ALL OF YOU!! -
Velosi-T 
{] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:58, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Vanity. No self-noms, Velosi-T. Read the guidelines. ^ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:40, Oct 23
- What guidelines? I see no guidelines on this forum. That means there are no rules. I'll get the keg. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:25, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
PENIS
YES!!! Now I admit I don't know this user very well, but he keeps pooping up all over the place. Everyone is always talking about him on IRC, so I assume he's had a huge impact. MrN 
Fork you! 23:01, Oct 22
No. He's a dick. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 23:03, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Adolf Hitler
HEIL HITLER! JudgeZarbi TALK 22:28, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
No Just...no. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 00:04, 24 October 2008 (UTC)