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This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Forum:Announcing my evil plans
Greetings. I am hereby announcing my evil (not to mention holy) plans for Uncyclopedia. Just read them, and I am sure you will be wholly convinced that I am, indeed, the perfect candidate for ruling Uncyclopedia with an iron fist. Truly. What else could you possibly ask for?
-- With a nice, friendly maniacal grin and plenty of evil laugher, 00:59, 7 December 2006 (UTC)