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I know that their are probably several topics just like this one but, I think that it should again be put down on interweb paper. I think that we should come up with some sort of advertisment by word of mouth, that will allow us to become more wide spread and popular with everyone.

I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.

Yeah, because we haven't had an influx of noobs lately. Oh wait.

But seriously, I think it'd detract on the Wiki setting to file ads everywhere. --Nachlader 14:48, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

JOIN UNCYCLOPEDIA get free pie!

will this suffice? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

I guess so. But in reality, I think that most of the people that have been editing recently have been unregistered people that frequent the site. The people that continuosly come back fromt he same IP should in some way recieve a prompt mentioning that they should create an acount.

I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.

{{IPjoin}} —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:26, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

That looks pretty good now to find someone that would take the time to find IP's that actually edit without just blanking and vandalising frequently...

I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.

We all do it. Cut it out with the line breaks before your sig. It's annoying. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:44, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

My apologies Ma'm!--I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 21:19, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Dude. "You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down." Line Break was awesome. Reeves and Swayze...in the same awesome movie, dude! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

What the Hell does that have to do with anything? --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 22:34, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

You don't know me at all. At. All. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:41, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Nope, but I caught my first tube this morning. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:38, Feb 16

100% pure adrenaline! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:27, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

You've got that kamikaze look, Modus. You've got it. And Bodhi can smell it a mile away. He'll take you to the edge... and past it. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:04, Feb 17

Is that the film with the Anthony Kiedis cameo? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:09, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't remember, I was too distracted by Patrick Swayze's flowing golden locks. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:59, Feb 17

I preffered the sequel. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:42, 16 Feb 2009

Break Text? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:01, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Good God this has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, what are you babling about? Could you please atempt to stick to the topic at hand? --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:55, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey, listen here, buddy. I mentioned Uncyclopedia on Boingboing.net! That brought in at least four IPs. Three of those IPs were promptly banned for spamming jokes about "steampunk". One of those IPs stayed. Do you know who that IP was? That's right, it was our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I shit you not. So, what have you done, huh? Well? Hmmm? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:49, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Your, mom must be proud... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 16:12, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Halosoft, I'm sorry, what the hell did that have to do with the subject at hand here, huh? Let's at least try to stay on topic, ok? God damn. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:58, Feb 17

Oh, dude! This totally reminds me of that scene in Roadhouse where they're in the roadhouse and Swayze is all "Let's do the road-house...again!". Then I threw toast at the screen. They kicked me out of the theater. Plebes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:40, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

I liked the scene in Spinal Tap when Swayze sang "Break Like The Wind". Or at least, such is my recollection. I may have been confused. --UU - natter 22:57, Feb 17

That was right after we learn that Patrick Swayze is actually Keanu Reeve's father, right? Oh man, what a twist! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:09, Feb 17

Ehh, what about this, MasterCard style:

Wikipedia: Liers

Encyclopedia Dramatica: Little furverts and assholes

Wikia: Getting nearer...

Uncyclopedia: Perfect

Some things retards can't join. For everything else, there's Uncyclopedia and [[Insert name here/Article about stuff]] .

God I hope that would work, but it STILL sounds a bit stupid. ||||—The preceding unsigned comment was added by SPARTAN-984 (talk • contribs)

What does that have to do with Point Break? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:23, Feb 18

Point Break! That was the name of the film. Oh god, and so late in the conversation. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:25, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I just saw Taken with Liam Neeson and thought it was much better than Point Break. I was surprised, although it may have something to do with me having never seen Point Break. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:03, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Odd. I haven't seen Taken, but have seen Point Break, and my conclusion is the opposite of yours. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:36, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Frankly, I'm inclined to concur with Modusoperandi. Also, I wish my name were Frank Lee. Someone would be like "Frankly..." And I'd be all "What?" Man, that'd be sweet. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:36, Feb 18

Frankly, I've never seen point break... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:58, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Whew. This has been a tough read. Good work, everybody. Time for a Swayzebreak™

"Hi. I'm Patrick Swayze."

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:48, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

This thread is golden! haha --Kitkat™ talk to me 07:23, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

This thread is platinum... with diamond studs... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:58, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

This thread is none of those. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:46, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

It's Swayzetastic!© Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:51, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll give you that. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:53, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:57, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

So, guys, I've been thinking of trying out this pain thing. Has anyone heard about it? Does it hurt? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:13, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I know!

We could get the rights to fuck.wikia.com and have it redirect here! Everyone's typing that in, nowadays.--<<>> 13:42, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

And by everyone you mean yourself... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:31, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

You guys have gotten way off topic. Did you forget that this thread was about surfers who robs banks? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:14, Feb 23

Well, they are dressed up as ex-presidents, even though two Nixons is technically impossible. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:31, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

How about we get the rights to patrickswayze.wikia.com instead? Then about 95% of all men who want to overcome their inner shame will join Uncyclopedia. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:22, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Isn't patrickswayze.wikia.com already taken? I mean, there has to be a Swayzepedia. And Wikia has to own it. They ruin everything. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:19, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Indeed, they do ruin everything. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:22, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Kinda like how Patrick Swayze ruined that guy's face in Road House. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:28, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh man, that was awesome. -kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:00, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I have devised a foolproof plot! We will force everyone to join... this is the most important part... by threats and blackmail. If that fails then we will probably need to force them at gun point... --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 15:55, 24 February 2009 (UTC)