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Forum:A real Cabal?
The idea got around that perhaps what Uncyclopedia really needs is an equivalent of the Mediation Cabal on wikipedia. I would hope that this could resolve the occassional issue with over-zealous admins - therefore solving concerns on Forum:Proposal: Admins's rules. This could be:
- Like the wikipedia model, informal, and no official or binding rulings.
or
- A more authorative version, with official rulings and binding sanctions.
--The Rt. Hon. BarryC 
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:55, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
Any ideas and suggestions below:
- Already under discussion..... -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- This isn't Wikipedia. Therefore, there is no Cabal. Crazyswordsman 01:19, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
We don't have over-zealous admins - we have over-stupid users. Fix that, and all is well. 
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 12:42, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
- I'll get right on that, Fam, if you decide to activate my onboard weaponry. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:43, 26 July 2006 (UTC)