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RandomMan in the act of sploshing triumphantly over the river Seine. In France.

RandomMan's most totally horrible enemy, SodaMan, always tries to find a chance of hitting RandomMan with a sword before RandomMan has a chance to shoot him. SodoMan is a communist.

If someone starts writing the Adventures of RandomMan, I will draw an image for it very often, except in July when I'm at the cottage screwing myself. As you can see by the image, RandomMan is a balding guy who smokes a pipe. He also has a hugely muscular body, with a dildo for left hand. He lives in a castle in France, and is an amphibian. He also has a big penis, which should interest just about every male on the site. But RandomMan's properties do not end with this! He also can, uh, whatever. I ran out of steam. -- Style  Guide 10:37, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

It sounds like you've got the start of an interesting page yourself. Go with it! Make it shine! Feature it, article of the month, second-best article of the year (Wizard has that one wrapped up already). Aleister 10:42 18 6 MMX

I repeat: If someone starts writing the Adventures of RandomMan, I will draw an image for it very often. And so forth. -- Style  Guide 11:04, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ahem...

RandomMan sat quietly at his typewriter pondering what the response would be best for the latest advice request sent over by his editor. Writing under the pen name, "Mrs. Advicesworth" he'd been successfully answering requests for the lovelorn and clueless for over twenty years; but recent advances in technology and remissions in the evolution of mankind had left him feeling distraught and uncounselable. 'How on earth shall I tell this poor teen mom that Goa Tse requests from her side-boyfriend should only be accepted if there is either true love or monetary compensation in the relationship?' he mused to himself.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 00:55 (UTC)

RandomMan in the act of POWERFULLY lifting his horrific typewriter to HEAVEN!! Smoking his special pipe - you know, with the reed (where's the fuckgin dictionary?)

You see? Now it already has sex, action, some more sex and some more action! There is a typewriter, the beginnings of a plot, and one brilliantly conceived character - RandomMan! This thing is so new and sizzlingly hot you will just fry your balls off if you go even close! JOIN IF YOU DARE, YOU FUCKING SISSIES! -- Style  Guide 14:35, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

And also...

SodoMan searching for RandomMan with a POWERFUL PERISCOPE AND A HUGE PERSPECTIVE - BUT!!! RandomMan already is leaping on SodoMan and is going to punish him; penis involved! OMG!

IT'S A WIN!!!!?!!!!! -- Style  Guide 20:19, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Right, it is! I have managed to create something so horrible that none of you have the guts to participate, except for Happytimes! He/she is the only one with enough courage to tackle the outwitting enigma that is RandomMan!! -- Style  Guide 08:09, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

RandomMan LAUGHING DERISIVELY at all of you sorry fuckers who don't have the guts to join! Notice how his left arm - the one that had the dildo - is invisible at the moment! Yet another great trick of his! HA Ha HAA!

New header!!

Wow, it looks grate! -- Style  Guide 20:14, June 27, 2010 (UTC)