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Forum:10 things you did not know about Uncyclopedia
Do you think we need a page entitled Uncyclopedia:10 things you did not know about Uncyclopedia, in reference to this page of Wikipedia's, which they're currently advertising in their header? --L 07:28, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
I'm all for it. Whose up for the job? Raise your hands! All participants shall receive a pint of Guinness and a shag from Oli! ~
12:29, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Of course, Oli always takes the guinness. Plus he's selfish in bed. Where's my orgasm, damnit? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- I knew all those things. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:43, 28 Aug 2007
- Maybe we should call it: Uncyclopedia:10 things Spang knows but you didn't. ~ 14:08, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Maybe we should call it: Uncyclopedia:10 things Spang knows but you didn't. ~
Ta-da! Please to be using wiki-magic and contribute to this page for great justice. Or else someone will set me up the bomb! --The Acceptable 
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(Fnord) 17:06, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
- Wouldn't "10 things you did know about Uncyclopedia" be a funnier twist on the Wikipedia page? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:49, 29 August 2007
- How about: "10 things you probably already knew about Uncyclopedia, but that we are going to tell you anyway just because we can"? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:52, Aug 29, 2007
- Just got another idea: "10 things you probably didn't want to know about Uncyclopedia" P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:59, Aug 29, 2007
- 10 things that Codeine's mum knows about Uncyclopedia Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
- Just got another idea: "10 things you probably didn't want to know about Uncyclopedia" P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- How about: "10 things you probably already knew about Uncyclopedia, but that we are going to tell you anyway just because we can"? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
It's finished. Everyone look at it with your eyes now. -- offensive Ape (burninate) (Riot Porn) 18:47, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
- Maybe change the part about "equal opportunity" to include numerous racial slurs? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Aug 30, 2007
So which admin is going to place the template on the main page? ~ 21:08, 30 August 2007 (UTC)