Flowchart

                               +--------------+
                               |              |                    
               +-------------->|  Creating a  |                    
               |               |  flowchart.  |       +----------+       
               ^               |              |---<---|          |
               |               +--------------+       |  Reboot  |--->--+     
      +----------------+               |              |          |---<>-+     
      |                |               |              +----------+      |    
      | Read "Creating |               |                    ^       +->-|     
      | a flowchart".  |               |                    |       |   |     
      |                |               |                    |       +->-|     
      +----------------+               |                    |           |     
               ^                       v              +-------------+   |     
               |              +-----------------+     |             |><>+     
               |              |                 |-->--|  Buffering  |                                                                                             
               |              |  Do you know    |--<--|             |         
+-----------+  +------<----- NO  how to create  |     +-------------+                 
| HK 40 USP*|                 |  a flowchart?   |        ^     |              
+-----------+                 |                 |        |     v              
 |        ^                   +------YES--------+   +----------------+        
 |        |                           |             |                |        
 | +-----------------+         +---------<----------|  Think Damnit! |        
 | |                 |         |      |             |                |        
 | | Is that the cat |----<----+      |             +----------------+                                            
 | | or burglars?    |                |                      ^                
 v |                 |                |                      |                
 | +-----------------+                |                      |      
 |                                    |                      |                     
 |                                    |                      |    
 |   +-------------------+            v                      ^
 |   |                   |   +--------------------+          | 
 |   | Uh, honey, I just |   |                    |          |
 +-->| killed the cat or |   |  Create flowchart. |          |          
     | or some burglars. |   |                    |          |          
     |                   |   +--------------------+          |                                                                     
     +-------------------+             |                +---YES------+  
               |                       |                |            |  
               |                       |           +-<-NO  3AM Beer? |  
               |                       |           |    |            |  
               v                       |           v    +------------+  
               |                       v           |         |          
               |             +------------------+  +---->----^          
               |             |                  |            |          
               +------>------|    Finished?     NO----->-----^         
                             |                  |            |    
                             +-------YES--------+            |    
                                      |                      |    
                                      +----------->----------+    
                                                                 

* Heckler and Koch 40 caliber semi-automatic handgun, official weapon of flowcharts.

v2.0 Problem Solving

                      +---------+
                      |  START  | 
                      +---------+
                           |
                           V            
           YES       +------------+      NO
     +---------------|  DOES THE  |---------------+               
     |               | DAMN THING |               |
     V               |    WORK?   |               V    
+------------+       +------------+         +--------------+  NO
| DON'T FUCK |                              | DID YOU FUCK |----+
| WITH IT    |                              |   WITH IT?   |    |
+------------+                              +--------------+    |
     |                                            |             |
     |                                            | YES         |
     |                                            V             |
     |  +------+     +-------------+       +----------------+   |
     |  | HIDE |  NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMB SHIT! |   |                 
     |  |  IT  |<----|    KNOW?    |       +----------------+   |
     |  +------+     +-------------+                            |
     |      |               |                                   |
     |      |               | Yes                               |
     |      |               |                                   |
     |      |               V                                   |
     |      |        +-------------+       +-------------+      |
     |      |        |   YOU POOR  |  YES  |  WILL YOU   |      |     
     |      |  +---> |   BASTARD   |<------| CATCH HELL? |<-----+
     |      |  |     +-------------+       +-------------+
     |      |  |            |                     |
     |      |  |            |                     |
     |      |  |            |                     |
     |      |  |            |                     |
     |      |  |            v                     |
     |      |  |     +-------------+              |
     |      |  | NO  |   CAN YOU   |              |
     |      |  +---- | BLAME IT ON |              |
     |      |        |   SOMEONE   |              |
     |      |        |    ELSE?    |              |
     |      |        +-------------+              |
     |      |               |                     |
     |      |               |                     |
     |      |               |  YES                | NO
     |      |               V                     V
     |      V        +-------------+       +---------------+ 
     +-------------->| NO PROBLEM! |<------|  SHIT-CAN IT  |
                     +-------------+       +---------------+