Rihanna's Forehead
“Your forehead's so big, it's got its own article on Uncyclopedia.”
Rihanna's Forehead is a titanic mythical deity that is said to live under the stairs and originated from some remote region in the West Indies. It's so big.
Dimensions[edit]
Rihanna's impossibly large forehead is bigger than a threehead, but distinctly smaller than a fivehead. It is so large that it has its own ecosystem and cloud system, complete with rainfall and temperature forecasts.
If you were to flatten it out, its surface area would cover an area of approximately three open umbrellas. It is now being rented out for advertisement, as it is cheaper than billboards or sides of buildings.
History[edit]
Rihanna's forehead has been used as a parking lot for Smart cars. The Apollo 11 astronauts only thought they planted a flag on the moon. In fact, it was Rihanna's forehead. The fact that the "wind" seemed to blow the flag, and earth in the background seemed so small by comparison, gave rise to ugly rumors that the moon-shot never really happened.
It is so big that IMDB edited the script of 300:
- Persian: "A big forehead of the Bajan empire descends upon you. Rihanna's forehead will block out the sun"
- Stelios: "Then we will fight in the shade."
Rihanna placed the forehead in the cement at Grauman's Chinese in Hollywood instead of her handprint.
What you can do[edit]
You can challenge Rihanna's Forehead to a horned-goat skull ramming contest or an ultimate ping-pong match.
Appeasing the forehead[edit]
Rihanna's forehead is mostly a docile creature except at times of the day that end in "o'clock". Otherwise it's just a rampaging ravenous destructive force for which there is no equal and no master. It devours planets, galaxies, and varying realms of reality. Fortunately for us, and for all living matter for that matter, it is easily pleased.