File:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay

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A song written by Paul Simon in 2009 and produced by UnTunes: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnTunes

LYRICS: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. I will hit you - hit you with a Big Gulp. I'll prob'ly miss you - but maybe it'll hit your car. I will break into your apartment and delete all your jpegs. 'cause all you motherfuckers are gonna pay. I will text all your ex-girlfriends and tell 'em that you miss 'em. I will sign you up for many women's magazine subscriptions. I will start a nasty rumor that you're a Scientologist. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. So fuck your day. Fuck your dog. Fuck your accent. Fuck your artificial sweeteners. Fuck your cell phone with its many, many features. Fuck your... your declaration that you only smoke when drinking. Fuck your beard. Fuck your beer. Go and fuck it in the fucking ear. But most of all, fuck you. (Fuck me? No, fuck you.) But most of all, fuck you. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.