Electric trumpet
An electric trumpet is like a trumpet, but its all digital. For example, the way it makes noise is by yelling profusely at it. You have to shout "MAKE A NOISE ALREADY!!!".
History[edit]
The electric trumpet first got conceptualized in the 1600's by Edison Darwin, according to the town people, "Outrageous! I fucking hate Edison Darwin!". They later died in an oil fire.
Bob Drandy's iconic electric trumpet extravaganza![edit]
Bob Drandy is known for using this instrument in his songs, as his famous song, "No Speaking!", he uses it to represent wind. Bob Drandy may be retarted.
The noise it makes[edit]
I do suppose it makes like a "FWUMMMM" sound. Sometimes maybe even a "REEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEE" sound. But mostly the first one.
Common production mistakes[edit]
Sometimes your electric trumpet gets messed up in the factory, as many people reported having a slightly-larger-than-normal-raisin in their electric trumpet, the company says "Thats a snack for when you get hungry. Everyone gets hungry playing the electric trumpet, you idiot." Studies find that it infact, ISNT a snack for when you get hungry, and infact a cockroach spray-painted purple.
