Dog Dictionary

Dog Dictionary

WOOF! Booorrrrrrrk! Oh, that's no squirrel, it's... a human?!? What are you doing here! Oh, I see, you can't speak Doggish. Well, that's not good! Since you can't speak Doggish, Dogland's language, I mine-as-well just teach you... well, before my owner gets back! So, first off, dogs are from Dogland, a planet only with dogs and treats on it!!! Oh, you don't want to know about our culture, only our alphabet rules? My bad.

1-Letters

So, the letters in our alphabet are actually, well, 10, but they're A+! It is ABFGHKLORW, and it goes like this: A A A, B B B, F F F, G G G, H H H, K K K, L L L, O O O, R R R, W W W, Bark bark bark bark BORK, Growl HOWL!

2-Questioning

There is ONE rule about questioning other doggles and dogglets. Oh, wanna know what they are? That is next. But that one rule is that you can start a question by simply saying BOWOWOW. Some of the questions that are allowed to be asked are 1. Why are you licking your [Vagina]_ 2. Where are you_ 3. Can you BE QUIET___ Oh and I forgot to tell you, we don't know what this (?) is supposed to mean, and that our questions end with this: _.

3-Our Genders

NOW you can learn our genders. Doggy/doggies are rude words for humans to say, but there are 3 meanings of it. The first meaning is baby/babies. Second meaning is the uhh... doggy chow (adult) kind of... baby.. you know what I mean, and the third meaning when the humans say it means that they are going to torture us badly, we know since it has happened to others. The second one is the dogglet(s), which are female dogs. And finally, doggle(s), which are males.

4-Words

Oh, you came here for this part only? Okay then... they are categorized in 3 ways: word, safety, and able to pee on.

WORD             | SAFETY          | ABLETOPEEON
Bark-Hello          D/A               D/A
Ruffaruff-fire hyd. Over the house!   YES
Bork-Bye, WTF, WTH  D/A               D/A
Grr-Go away         No but makes it   D/A
Grrr-HUMAN!         NOT SAFE!         GODLY YES
Grrrr-Fucker!       D/A               D/A
Grrrrr-Shithead     D/A               D/A
Grrrrrr-Nigger!!!   D/A               D/A
Grrrrrrr+-Treeee    Space yes!        HELL YEAH
Ruff-Penis          Yummy!            No.
Gruff-Vagina        Wow!              No.
Gruffr-Sex          A+                No!!!
Ruffuff-Escape!     Nope!             No?
Growl-LOL, ROFLOL   D/A               D/A

5-Nouns

Ruffaruff, Grrr, Ruff, Gruff, Grrrrrrr+

6-Sayings

Bark, Bork, Grr, Grrrr, Grrrrr, Grrrrrr, Growl

7-Doings

Gruffr, Ruffuff

8-Breeds

Since the'res loads of us'es, you might want to go to wikipedia and search for our breeds!

9-Our Spelling Misteaks

Since you were wondering, "WTF IS THIS GUY FUCKING DO?!", we decidid to show you hour speling misteaks. We ca'nt figur out wat w'ere doing rong since the'res a red line undr words...

Decidid-Misteaken for the "e" sounding like an "i"
Misteaken-Misteaken for us loving steak.
Hour-Confused with "our"
Our-Confused with "hour"
Speling-Misteaken for it sounding like it has 1 "l"
Figur-Sounding like it has no "e"
Wat-Sounding like the'res no "h"
Rong-But the'res no "W"!
Undr-Sounding like no "e"

10-Our Contraction Misteaks

Okay, so w'ere not the BEST at useing contractions, ether, so we also made anothr list four you.

We Were-W'ere
Can Not-Ca'nt
There Is-The'res
Those Are-Those're (INVALID)
Those're the ones we use

11-Our Ajitives

Here is hour ajitives. But we do'nt hav any.

12-Credits+More

Just like the end of a movie you watch your owner watch, this has one two. I will be answering some Q/A my fellow dogglets and doggles here in Dogland asked me to ad here.

Q: Why did you make this_ - Brown Skinnings 

A: Because I wanted to.

Q: What inspired you to make this_ - George Barkington

A: I saw that someone here on Uncyclopedia made a HowTo of speaking Dolphin, so I decided to make another HowTo like that, but edited (from scratch) and added stuff to make a more fun Howto.

Q: Who are you_ - John Barkams 👎 by ♔

A: I'm Mr. Doggles.

Q: Who are you showing this to_ - Sarah Meowers

A: I'm showing this to our cruel grrr so they'll now to respect us.

Q: Who is seeing this other than grrr_ - Prince Woof

A: I DON'T NOW!!!

Q: Why do I have a gruff_ - Dandi Ruffles

A: So doggles can stick their ruff in it and have gruffr.

Q: Wanna have gruffr with me_ - Kim Shady

A: Depends, are you a doggle or dogglet_

Q: I'm a dogglet, now can we_ - Kim Shady

A: Not yet, after I teach these grrrs a bit more things, then we'll have gruffr!

Q: When will this end_ - Kim Shady

A: NEVER!!!

Q: When will the grrrs ask some questions_ - Jacksepticwoof

A: After I'm finished, in the comments.

Q: Are you done yet_ - Kim Shady

A: Yeah. Let's have gruffr now, go into my backyard, my owner is letting me play outside for an our while he sleeps.

Q: What time+day is it__!!_!__!_ - Woofly Bark

A: It is July 1, 2018 at 1:40 AM in the morning in UTC (-6:00) Central Time Zone (CTZ)

Q: I can't find the HowTo you listed above!!! - Markibarker

A: Oh, go here!

Q: I want to learn what cats say!! Mr. Doggles - UnWoofableGaming ♥ by ♔

A: Afternoon today I might get Ms Meower to make an article just like this except change the words or something, like make this page and her page like twins but different! I like your question UnWoofableGaming!

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