Disney World
Disney World (JP: The Wart Dizzey Ward) is a world created by Walt Disney, and was the first world that man stepped on outside Earth. The landing on Disney World was accomplished by Buzz Lightyear when he stepped down from his SUV and said: One small step for a man, one large step for a mankind. For years after, at NASA, the National American Something Agency, it was claimed that Buzz was not supposed to add the word "for" and the sentence should have been: One small step a man one large step a mankind, which would make much more cents.
History[edit]
In the beginning and Disney said: Let there be light. And Disney's personal assistant (see Job Openings on jobs.disney.com) turned on the light.
And Disney's assistant said: Why are you talking funny like that? And Disney said: Like what? And Disney's assistant said: Like saying "Let there be light".
And Disney said: Why, what's wrong with that? And Disney's assistant said: I donno. I just thought it sounded funny. And it was evening. And it was morning. One day.
And Disney's assistant said: One day what? And Disney said: I didn't say that. That was the narrator.
In the end there was Corona. Daddy what's Corona asked the assistant's great grandaughter. He wasn't really the original assistant from the real beginning, but it still sounded good so he never mentioned it if people said it that way. Disney World was on his way to clarify this point when he stumbled on an unnoticed fact, and fell. And that was the rise and fall of Disney World.
Recent developments[edit]
2020 Corona party[edit]
In the year 2020 a COVID 19 epidemic hit China and then beat up the rest of the world. Five months later it was gone and Disney World had a grand opening, with a band called "The Second Wave". This was a very wise step taken in order to infect as many people as possible so that the survivors would be immune. In an extremely clever manuver, a conspiracy theory was formed by which toppling statues by mask wearing groups is the only way to stop the virus as it is said: Thou shalt not create a statue or an image in the heavens above or in the earth below.
The Covid 19 party was planned to begin simultaneously with the festive Chinese takeover of Hong Kong, and the erection of a living statue of Kim Jong-U.N. in the Democratic Republic of North Korea.
During the COVID party, the Stitch's Great Escape attraction was closed so that nobody could escape from the party. The gates of Disney World were closed as well to prevent party crashers.
2018 parking fees[edit]
In 2018 groundbreaking news was heard from Disney World which shocked the world and stayed in the headlines of the major news outlets for weeks, about planned overnight parking fees for guests at their resort. Two of the major news outlets held these headlines for over three weeks: Disney's Tech News Bimonthly Magazine and The Disney Daily (an internal one-page pamphlet for workers).
Disney World in fiction[edit]
Disney World is mostly fiction, just like everything else created by Walt Disney and the Disney company. It just happens to be fiction filmed in a Florida location. What? You didn't know you were on camera? Well, now you do. Welcome to the world of extras.