Darius

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The Persian-king Darius.

Darius is a proper name, which can refer to one of several things:

  • Darius, a video game where the player has to defend a planet called Darius from evil alien invaders.
  • Darius II, a video game where people from the planet Darius help defend planet Earth from evil alien invaders.
  • Darius III of Persia (pictured), a Persian king who sucked at warfare, and whose prowess at playing video games is not known.

The reader can take his or her pick. Hint: On the first two possibilities, there are no articles.

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