Collective term

Collective term or termination (1864-1972) was the stage name of Miss Pelling Take, a tax collector and author of the fictitious book The Bestseller that Never Was.

(For the term 'Collective term' ask somebody else)

Early life

Collective and her brother, the late Collateral Damage Take, suffered from a rare desease causing them to fall into a deep sleep throughout the whole night, and consequently to wake up early every morning refreshed and ready for the day. Having nothing to do never worried them and thus they went about life doing nothing, so for the rest of their life, they lead an early life all life long.

During the First World Whore Collective was hired by General Electric Shock and raised to the roll of second Lue Tennant II, who was suffering from the late Collateral Damage always coming in late. As the whore proceeded, she fought with her secretary Sue Aside, who was General Electric's former boss but was fired upon by a passing car in the now famously known Car-Pass Shooting Case which was closed for lack of evidence when nobody was found. Following the whore, Cover Up, their quilt manufacturing company changed rolls with Brad N. Butter who gave them tuna sandwiches in return. General Electric left the company to become a surgeon. In a rare case of coincidence he served in Iraq during operation 'Collateral Damage' and operated on Collateral Damage who was wounded by a tuna fish can when he tried to pry it open.

The Brief Case

Around 1897 or 8, Sue sued for reprisals and was subsequently voted in for represident of the reprisal committee in Washing Town. This committee was committed to regiving prizes to a single represidentive winner from Nicaragua that didn't exist yet (the prize, that is). Somewhere between 1899 and 2053 (there are those who say it was between sometime in the past and any time in the future) Ms. Aside was married to Mr. Brief Case but retained her maiden name Ms. Sue Aside Case. During the operation in Iraq Brief briefly fought with the tuna can which had wounded Collateral Damage, and consequently suffered a hurt attack. Yelling and screaming he was struck by Grief, his brother in law, and lost concioussness. Sue, rushing to his side was struck by Grief as well, and briefly passed out. When coming to, she realized that she had to come to terms, but didn't have their address.

Looking it up on the web was not feasable because she didn't have WIFI and couldn't call the technical service because the internet didn't exist yet. So instead she sent a letter requesting to terminate her term with the Terms. It turned out that you need to sign a power of attorney to terminate the terms and there was none to be found. So she left at 3am for the hospital, to terminate them herself. She was then stuck in a traffic jam, until we can get back to her and the rest of this story with her.

Political carrer

Miss Take, better known as Collective term, had no political aspirations, and was not involved in the 1886 coup in Nicaragua because it didn't exist then yet.

In truth (if there is truth, and even if there is, who knows what it is?), there is nothing to report about the political carreers of both Takes, the brother and the sister, because they retired early, and lived happily ever after 7pm.

The plot

Collective term collected her retirement reprisals but was called back to service at the Cover Up service center to take part in the central service cover program which was set up at the time in order to order an extremely expensive Zionist plot in Jerusalem, Israel, from a respectable company in Nigeria, which did exist by then. The only problem was that Collective term had a bad case of spelling disorder, which meant that she would put the wrong spells on the wrong people. The paper she had typed out read "Nicaragua" instead of Nigeria, and all the money was sent to the wrong bank account. The collective termination of employment for all the workers affiliated with Collective except Sue ensued.

The murder

In late 1935, or some time after, Grief Case called the police informing them that the body of Brief Case was found in his back yard. But by the time the police arrived there was only an empty brief case, a newly dug up but empty grave, and no body to be found. It seemed a grave situation, but the case was closed inconclusively although it was still visited by the media from time to time. In 2035 or some time before that (must be, because 2035 is still 15 years away) more than a hundred years or less after the telephone call, the case was claimed to be solved by inspector Mathew Kantzolve of the now abolished Minneapolis police. (So after all it probably was before 2035). It turns out that the case was closed not because there was nobody found but because Brief showed up at the police station briefly after the incident, with Grief at his side. The media was in a grave situation, since they had already shown the pictures of the dug out grave, and were spreading all kinds of theories and rumors when Brief showed up, so they kept up the hype never informing the public about the death of the case. To further the mixup, the papers were given to Miss Take, at that time the police archives manager, and she lost them. It remained a lost case until Math Kantzolve finally solved it, meeting Grief and then briefly meeting Brief, who both lived near the Cover Up factory, in their family mantion with Miss Take.

After math

After Math wrote his report he went to sleep and so did the two Case brothers. That night they had a dream. A dream that one day every man and every woman would understand the true meaning of "its creed". The next day they began a Google search (which by then existed) for the words "its creed" but could only find references to Martin Luther King saying it, without any explanation available.

The Take brother and sister were revoted in to the reprisal committee and served one collective term together as represidents of the reprisal committee, in Washing Town, but the nomination was reverted when it was found that they may be involved in the murder of Case which at that time was still unsolved.