Capitalistic Economy

A capitalistic economy is an economy in which the working class freely give away their money for material goods, where as those that receive the money use them for such philanthropic ventures such as self cleaning SUV's, robot butlers, and women of the night.

Basics of a capitalistic economy

Money Pyramid Scheme

Everyone does their best to climb the Money Pyramid.

The pyramid of the money system in a capitalistic economy includes the working class, lower middle class, upper middle class, super middle class, upper class and super ultra class and the untouchables.

The Untouchables reside on the topmost point in the pyramid while super ultra class and upper class are directly below them. The super middle class is the 4th class down, followed by the upper middle class and the lower middle class. Finally, the pyramides base is the working class.

Terminology

There are several colloquial phrases that are assigned to the various classes of the Money Pyramid Scheme. The Super Ultra class is often referred to as "fucking dirty rich", where as the upper class are called "thieves and highwaymen". The middle class is a special class since there are 2 divisions of opposite monetary wealth. The upper middle class are referred to by those who are in the upper middle class as "non-negros" where as the lower middle class refers to them as "brown-noses" and "suburban trash dumpsters". The upper middle class refers to the lower middle class as "wetbacks" and "diaper heads", as well as "sambos","uncle toms", and "people I wouldnt let my daughter near" while the lower middle class refers to themselves as "god-fearing christians" and "patriots" .

The working class are generally referred to as "waste of human genes", "sperm dumpsters", and "society's anus". Working class people have no voice in a capitalistic economy, and thus cannot speak on their behalf.

You cannot speak the names of The Untouchables, lest you be riddled with bullets from an old fashioned Tommy Gun.

Flow of money

Generally money flow from the bottom of the pyramid to the top then to government taxes. The rate of flow decreases as the moneys flow up towards the pyramid. The working class provides a paltry ninety-nine percent of income into the flow, where as Super Ultra Class people provide .000000000000001 X 10^-10 percent of their income. There is a correlative relationship between the flow of money and the money received by the government through taxes.

The average lower middle class tax is about 50 percent, where as Super Ultra Class provide 1X10^-infinity percent of their income to government taxes.

The Capitalistic System and You

The best thing to do in a capitalistic economy is to become a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. This will afford you the "WASP" tax break as well as the "Whitey's get it easy" income adjusted tax return.