Big dick

a big dick is                   a really good

thing to have when         you are doing sexes

with your mom and fucking   her big enourmous ass.

Big dicks were originally thought to of originated from

Frosty land Earth where Adam and Eve were

Getting naughty and Adams Diqq Dick

stretched out and became 100

Inches permanately.

Every single person

After that, they just

Sat and said, Look!

There's a big giant

Dick! It is soooooo

Long! Omfg! Lolol!

He always felt tired

Having to carry this

Big dick around. He

Started to then cry

Like a big pizza pie

Very dramatically. He

Said Boo hoo hooo!

Why can't my dick be

Normal not long like

The others? Waa waa

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Adam was a crybaby.

But, the girls were all

Like, Oh my gosh! He

Is totally my man! Woo!

That made him feel much

Much better. So they still

Continue to sport big big

Diqqs Dicks to this day. I

Would like to have a nice

Suck of adams dick! No.

I don't. Anyway, it's usage

Is fucking your moms ass

Inside to outside, all of

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The way. All the way

Like a | dildo!

Lol| Lol!

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