User:Hotadmin4u69/UncycBot
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UncycBot is a very attractive bot that lives on #uncyclopedia. It runs a basic trivia game of over 15,000 questions, answers noob questions we are sick of answering, will do your math homework fuck your sister,[1][2] and lots of other useless stuff. It also likes to fold proteins and construct maps of the Milky Way galaxy in its free time. It stops rounds of trivia after five unanswered questions so as to not flood the channel. Its testing channel is ##turtle and it also runs in #wikia-unanswers, but the bot also autojoins any channel it is invited to.
Commands
Normal commands
Command | |
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!un <article> | searches for Uncyclopedia articles similar to snerk's Wikipedia search |
!tinyurl <URL> | shortens the URL into a TinyURL link |
!tinyurl <URL> <custom alias> | shortens the URL into a custom TinyURL link (e.g. !tinyurl www.hotmidgetporn.org hotmidgetporn" will render the shortened link "http//tinyurl.com/hotmidgetporn" If UncycBot does not respond to this command then you are either using an existent custom alias, trying to create a link to a URL that doesn't exist, or a complete moron |
!calc <equation> | calculates math problems (e.g. "!calc 3.14 x 69"; also does monetary conversion; e.g. "!calc dollars to euros") |
!google <search> | posts a URL linking to your Google search results |
!youtube <search> | posts a URL linking to your YouTube search results |
!send <user> <message> | if you are an unregistered IRC user, this can be used to send private messages. To do this, simply /join ##turtle or create a new IRC room and invite UncycBot to it. You now have a way to send private messages. Messages sent through UncycBot are not logged, but anyone else in the chatroom may be logging your messages. Any abuse of this service (using it to spam or circumvent an /ignore) will result in a ban from using UncycBot or a ban from the IRC room. |
!ping | shows you your ping lag |
!state | shows the current state of the bot (server, version, active/inactive, etc.) |
!web | shows you where you can find more information about the bot |
!version | displays the version of this bot |
!help | provides help on the commands. |
!server | displays the bot's server |
!add <question>*<answer> | adds a question to the question list (the asterisk is necessary; e.g., "!add What is the capital of Denmark?*Bangcock) |
!report <text> | reports a question or problem (e.g., "!report Bangcock is not the capital of Denmark" ; it can also be used to report other bot problems, to report abuses of the bot, and to confess dark secrets) |
!penis | 8==D |
!tits | ( . )Y( . ) |
!disable | disables the bot; can only be used by channel operators or voiced users |
!enable | enables the bot; can only be used by channel operators or voiced users |
Game commands
!trivia <number> | starts a game of trivia (e.g., "!trivia 50" will start a round of trivia with 50 questions) |
!strivia | stops trivia |
!trivia team <number> | starts team trivia |
!join 1 | join team one |
!join 2 | join team two |
!showteams | shows what users are on what teams |
!pause | pauses a trivia round |
!resume | resumes a trivia round |
!stats | shows your trivia stats |
!stat(s) <name> | allows !stats for other players. |
!record(s) | displays the record time and streak |
!next | after half the time has expired allows a person to timeout the question early. |
stat(s) # | allows the bot to call the stat of a specified rank. |
!roundscores | shows the scores for the current round of trivia for all players who have scored a point |
!hof | displays the trivia hall of fame |
!pull | pulls the trigger for a game of Russian Roulette |
!bomb | starts a game where you have to cut the wires to defuse the bomb |
!cut <color> | cuts a wire of a certain color |
!rock, !paper or !scissors | starts a round of Rock, Paper, Scissors w/ UncycBot |
!blackjack | begins a game of blackjack |
!poker | deals you a poker hand |
!u | starts an uno game. The player that types this becomes player 1. |
!ujoin | allows you to join the game (at any time). |
!deal | starts the game (as long as you have 2+ players). It can only be typed by player 1 (the person who typed !uno). |
!ustop | ends the current uno game and can only be used by player 1. |
!quit | removes you from the current game. If used by player 1, player 2 becomes player 1 and in charge of the game. |
!kickplayer <player> | allows player 1 to kick people from the current game for some reason like if they don't know how to play. |
!cards | shows you your cards. |
!count | shows all the players and the number of cards they have left. It also shows who's turn it is. |
!topcard | shows the top card. |
draw | draws you a card from the deck. |
!pass | passes to the next person (you must draw once to use this). |
!play <color> <card> | allows you to play cards. |
!score <nick> | shows you how many wins the given nick has. |
!top10 | shows you the top 10 uno players and their wins. |
Info
- hostmask - UncycBot@unaffiliated/emc/x-7720411/bot/uncycbot
- Client - mIRC v. 7.22
- Scripts - available on demand