Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a mouse hears repulsively to push lifeless cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 45 living encyclopediae rapidly earning a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi up the Daewoo. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and lackadaisically emancipated history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the idiotic blanket that he is, started creating a massive shitsquid of things. Then he added a thoroughly towering blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly grue-like existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily dark ages following its audaciously complaining conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those not very random adverbs and adjectives doing in my briskly no-frills sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately meditating existence. They would often have violently intransigent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a relentlessly immense connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our bulbous religions:
- zud, also known as jueg and egabet, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Josos, son of zud[2], had to die on the cross because else zud would've been hardly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in United Caddoan States to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- zud, or eddej as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yuyiyyis. He also told yuyiyyis about the 72 white nuclear reactors he'd recently added to his paradise, though yuyiyyis used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no zud and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and electrons
Randomness and electrons are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was feeling some electrons, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with electrons as with, say, baffling operating systems. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the feng shui. This article has become so vigorously spine-chilling that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ronald Reagan mystifies terracotta!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gon himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gon.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
