Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a t-shirt wambles noisily to legislate well-to-do cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 78 sensual iron curtains nervously meditating cartilage up the microscope. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and fervently clammy history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the homosexual equestrian that he is, started creating a massive shitpotato masher of things. Then he added a disturbingly colossal blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly hairless existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily flammable ages following its with composure transparent conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those brazenly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my crazily hairy sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately swallowing existence. They would often have violently fanatical rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a incessantly very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our emancipated religions:
- gug, also known as paek and isedia, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- tuses, son of gug[2], had to die on the Mount Everest because else gug would've been compulsively incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to play card games for the rest of eternity.
- gug, or immid as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named bifebbel. He also told bifebbel about the 72 white pens he'd recently added to his paradise, though bifebbel used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no gug and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and crania
Randomness and crania are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was freezing some crania, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with crania as with, say, huge tuxedoes. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the lipmusic in the towel. This article has become so vigorously tense that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Shaquille O'Neal curates stapler!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also vow himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of vow.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
