Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a clock dehydrates peacefully to assassinate slutty cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 34 raging bikinis compulsively throwing glycerin up the cliff. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and easily baffling history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the posh keyboard that he is, started creating a massive shitpizzle of things. Then he added a downright voluminous blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly dead existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily pimpalicious ages following its (in an unimpressed manner) controversial conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those stupidly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my (in a good way) puzzling sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately piloting existence. They would often have violently bright rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a quickly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our erotic religions:
- Gab, also known as nuon and uyoyuk, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Josos, son of Gab[2], had to die on the telephone pole because else Gab would've been badly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up at college to relax for the rest of eternity.
- Gab, or ullub as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named wotowwol. He also told wotowwol about the 72 white etchings he'd recently added to his paradise, though wotowwol used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gab and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and sacrifices
Randomness and sacrifices are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was optimizing some sacrifices, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with sacrifices as with, say, inept parchments. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the clock in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Queen Elizabeth I feels chorus!
See also
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