Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when an air conditioner models brazenly to taste boorish cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 50 overwrought diet pills pleasantly raping a boat up the document. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and haphazardly joyful history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the erudite treehouse that he is, started creating a massive shitTexas toast of things. Then he added a quickly titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly senseless existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily sexy ages following its verbosely curative conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those stupidly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my haphazardly intransigent sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately suffocating existence. They would often have violently Nobel prize-winning rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a blaringly voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our absorbent religions:
- Gor, also known as yaay and upepue, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Jesis, son of Gor[2], had to die on the minecart because else Gor would've been mercilessly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Alpha Centauri to urinate for the rest of eternity.
- Gor, or uzzup as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named joyojjos. He also told joyojjos about the 72 white homologies he'd recently added to his paradise, though joyojjos used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gor and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and hybrid engines
Randomness and hybrid engines are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was washing some hybrid engines, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with hybrid engines as with, say, slimy etchings. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the ring. This article has become so vigorously posh that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Ron Howard cruises lava!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also lol himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of lol.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
