Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a politician steals acceptably to erect oblivious cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 63 dubious needles rabidly maturing a virus up the paper. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and mundanely Nobel prize-winning history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the equivalent penis that he is, started creating a massive shitpie of things. Then he added a obnoxiously titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly furry existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily pointless ages following its downright spine-chilling conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those often random adverbs and adjectives doing in my mysteriously sizable sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately curing existence. They would often have violently remarkable rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a starkly monstrous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our nude religions:
- Gob, also known as raoc and omosol, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Junin, son of Gob[2], had to die on the Kremling because else Gob would've been exuberantly incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in hell to party our asses off for the rest of eternity.
- Gob, or oppop as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named yiteyyez. He also told yiteyyez about the 72 white diesel engines he'd recently added to his paradise, though yiteyyez used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gob and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and operating systems
Randomness and operating systems are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was maturing some operating systems, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with operating systems as with, say, pimpalicious encyclopediae. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the diode. This article has become so vigorously tense that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. William Regal unties encyclopedia!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Goc himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Goc.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
