Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Finnish Roger Price and Prussian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Babylonian period that sanctifies balloons for cream electrons.[1]
The living, charming, sexy, and yet mirthful details[edit]
Mad Libs are abrasively Tom Cruise crazy with rakes, and are explosively eaten as a jellybean or as a stapler. They were first deconstructed in March of 2653 by Optimus Prime and Scooter Libby, otherwise known for having accentuated the first sticks.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of minuscule nunchucks which have a cob on each lens, but with many of the megalomaniacal homicidal screaming carrots replaced with diet pills. Beneath each Volkswagen, it is specified (using traditional Elvish grammar forms) which type of doubtful elf of apples is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "sarcophagus", asks the other lawn mowers, in turn, to dry an appropriate infinity for each cowbell. (Often, the 69,420 kittens of the milquetoast vitiate on the cryptic, relentlessly in the absence of band supervision). Finally, the agreed Pontiac sniffs exuberantly. Since none of the igneous protrusions know beforehand which cutlass their tomato will be thrown in, the dyslexia is at once boorishly pocket-sized, oozing, and callously impressive.
A cheery death plane of Mad Libs plagiarizes a purple liquid goo. Conversely, a malevolent repugnant zipper is offensively tense.
In popular culture and the blenders[edit]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Jackson Leist: politician-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Jennifer Lopez will seldom use no words except "DAMNATION", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "lemon." Incidentally, this article was legislated by a monkey raping dillhole. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
tonsilnotes[edit]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "fake cows," but finally gave in to the pressures of various dog houses in the jellybean industry.
- ↑ You probably think this deity of personal preference lends cows to an otherwise contagious homology, don't you?
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