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YOU!

I am here tonight to discuss with you a matter of upmost importance.

9/11 changed everything.

Now, more than ever, we must prepare to defend ourselves against Global Terrorism.

Do you guys have any ideas?

From the uptight fields of The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys to the glittering cake of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land Girls."

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