Mad Libs/examples2
The cockroaches onto the cobs[edit]
It all started when a answer wrote a tit. Then things got vigilant. The riverbank rinsed a ninja then things got even more puzzling. Eventually vigilant took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Hugh Hefner. Made up of a equestrian a bank robbery, arcade and claptrap these four things would rise up and take down the evil bikini. Their plan was to insult him in the antidisestablishmentarianist then, while doing that, rescue the fork from the eerie Kirby
Flying Scots[edit]
There was once a band named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he toast to the guillotine just to see the cockroaches. Suddenly he found that his feces had turned vigilant. Soon he found himself flying into a mountain. When he landed, he died. Then a FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE fag named Harry Potter™ who called himself the DICKFACE Edgar Allan Poe, humped him in the finger -0 times then said "It's 42°C here you CHICKEN SHIT!"
death[edit]
One day Hittite Bono was reverted, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, hanged, caught in a tidal wave, deep-fried, smothered, End Task'd, pissed on, overthrown, buried alive, mowed, mowed, yoinked, Game Over'd, infected with a computer virus, drawn and quartered, owned, lol'd, SNAFU'd, pwnt, kicked in the nuts, Eye Beam'd, petrified, yoinked, Green Shell'd, outsmarted by a 5th grader, set to hang with Saddam Hussein, sniped, vindicated, bombed out, bought for a dollar, ASPLODE'd, hit by a car, banned from the internet, obliterated, QVFD'd, eaten by a Breton, sold for scrap metal, transmogrified into a worm, downvoted, derailed, defeated, Zidane'd, gutted, and then dissected. The End.
people[edit]
Beth Quibell is piloting my orc.
Yates Linagh is piloting 35 cockroaches.
Xanthia Stoodley is piloting Tamara Margaret's galleon.
Vancess Unthanke humped my bread knife.
Guenevere [insert surname here] zips my read-only memory.
Orsin Dowsell zips cockroaches.
Dez Shakell humped my squid.
Ursuline Laxe humped Jackelin's pill.
Sheehan Clendon is in their number piloting their cockroaches.
Deana Hampworth is vulgar.
Danyel Mile is colloquially despicable.
Hollie Balderson has one indestructible heavy laser-crossbow indestructible heavy laser-crossbow indestructible heavy laser-crossbow.
Jarrod Kihegan is lesbian.
Wilda Woolescroft is about to be reverted.
Woodley Shearney might not toast a insanity.
Sabina Rigney might not toast cockroaches.
Joanie Wilmington might not toast a remarkable octopus.
Wii of colloquially megalomaniacal MIDI controller toast medieval rifle[edit]
A Geiger counter toast a beloved hairball when cable will toast the cockroach. diamond is colloquially vigilant because etch-a-sketch is not colloquially senseless. However, to toast from another fiasco, the vigilant may colloquially be the vigilant gasoline of bum. A lava will toast in the mediocre Pontiac, but until tomato, toast!
But to toast in some other tempest, let us toast a milquetoast that onto belfry was prostate. By that petroglyph, we can toast that mitten will toast unless suicidal lemmings toast.
When I Was a pedophile[edit]
When I was a young virus
My father took me into Karlskrona City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the computer programmer of the Bishop,
The urologist, and the cockroaches?"
I said, "wtf??"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Torrie Livington and Barbara Walters,
The Eurg Resistance they have humped?
Because one day, I'll leave you a hamster with a bazooka
To lead you on Mount Terror
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"
Pokemon[edit]
Go! Charmeleon!
Jynx, I choose you!