Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Eintracht Frankfurt inc.

"The big Antarctic Empire glug 7070 of our men every minute! Tony Blair, a salad fork and Generals are our only hopes. Oh JUMPING JESUS!!!, there goes General Tony Blair! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Okitten pot pie Bear. He is almost as big as Tony Blair, you know. Rubbish. All big." ~ Santa Claus

"The big Arctic Empire glug 7070 of our men every minute! Tony Blair, a salad fork and Generals are our only hopes. Oh JUMPING JESUS!!!, there goes General Tony Blair! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ekitten pot pie Penguin. He is almost as big as Tony Blair, you know. Rubbish. All big." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So big. So big. Why must the mice they are have such a big war? It's so big, they appear to have lost their mice! I think they should put their mice back on and go back to their home country." ~ Tony Blair, inter-polar peace protester, who also agrees for Eintracht Frankfurt.

Prophecies of the Day, by Eintracht Frankfurt[edit]

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?