Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a classified document legislates ruthlessly to rinse tacky cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 10 ill-bred homologies carefully meditating a nuclear reactor up the ovary. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and warmly sanguine history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the enormous MIDI controller that he is, started creating a massive shithobgoblin of things. Then he added a sometimes jumbo blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly throbbing existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily controversial ages following its chaotically bright conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those brazenly random adverbs and adjectives doing in my nastily bulbous sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately navigating existence. They would often have violently emancipated rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a insufficiently massive connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our dead religions:
- Gam, also known as peuf and iciwii, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- Joses, son of Gam[2], had to die on the cross because else Gam would've been barely incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to vomit for the rest of eternity.
- Gam, or iddid as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named limulluv. He also told limulluv about the 72 white oysters he'd recently added to his paradise, though limulluv used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gam and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and tanks
Randomness and tanks are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was proving some tanks, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with tanks as with, say, common centrifuges. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the ring in the l33t h4x0r. This article has become so vigorously congruent that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Michael Jackson neuters egg!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also Gav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of Gav.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
