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Internet is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series. With over 1 billion players, Internet is the most popular MMORPG, easily beating stupid shit like Run-Escape.

Through Internet's text description-based technology, players can create any character they want. Many players use this feature to create characters that would be considered absurd by real life standards. The average Internet character has some impressive stats:

IQ: 251
Max bench press: 932 pounds
Death rate: 4 characters per decade
Penis: Blue Whale
Favourite kids' TV programme: Pob

These stats are actually a lot lower than most players have. This is because some players instead create characters intended to represent a person that player hates, such as a mother-in-law or a politician, and give the character low stats and have the character fail miserably in very public settings. For example, there are an estimated 10,000 George W. Bush characters in Internet, each of which has no stats and no achievements, and most of which do nothing but have cybersex with Dick Cheney characters. In early 2003, this method of defamation became widely accepted as a legitimate tactic in logical debates. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan Game Image

Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Age of Umpires - Barns and Nobles - Blue Screen of Death - Cup stacking - Drunk Olympics - Grue - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble - HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube - Ironing - Lost Vikings - Nuremberg Rally - Playstation 4 - Redundancy - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Shopping list - The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game - Thermopylae - World War I (video game) - Street Fighter
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