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5:07 PM, Friday-- After a long, hectic day at the office, you shuffle along down the hall, briefcase in hand. You narrowly dodge one of your more annoying coworkers as he skids past in his rolling swivel chair, and with the sound of a collision between him and another person, hopefully his boss, you step into an elevator crowded with various men and women in suits. Among these formally-dressed drones is a young man with long, blonde hair and a multicolored t-shirt emblazoned with a peace sign. The fellow greets you with a friendly "Peace, man", but your mind is too wracked with stress to take any notice.

As the elevator gradually falls to the first floor, your nostrils are filled with the scent of paper, fresh off the copy machine, as well as the strange scent of dry-roasted nuts. "Must be John with his can of cashews again," you think to yourself. "That guy is going to end up in the hospital with some sort of rare nut-related disease". As you step out of the elevator and onto the white-tiled floor of the lobby, you think about all the work you have piled up on your desk at home, and how you would much rather curl up in your chair with a tub of coffee-flavored ice cream and watch reruns of "That 70's Show" until you pass out. As you cross the room to the glass-paned rotating door, your eye catches a glimpse of some massive brown object just outside the office. (more...)

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AAA - Bloodbath - Cardboard Box - Cup stacking - EXPLODE!!! - Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament - Internet (video game) - Kitten hurling battle - Niggers - Oscar Wilde - Rock, Paper, Airstrike - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Shopping list - Teletubbies - The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships - Water Polo... With Sharks! - You're Screwed
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Did you know that

...Holocaust Tycoon is a simulation computer game, released for Windows XP and Wii platforms in 2006. It was developed by Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, and later released throughout Europe by WN Software. In Holocaust Tycoon, the player must successfully manage a camp, without going bankrupt, whilst avoiding the attention of invading Allied Forces.

...In real football, the ball is held by the hands 95% of the time. Irregardless of what the dam Limeys say.

...The Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament is an annual event hosted by the Elite General Blundering Around Division of the British armed forces. It is open to all pointless forces members, from those who are no good at fighting but can march very well, to the man in charge of feeding the regimental mascot sheep.

...Internet (video game) is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series.

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