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Jingo! is a game of physical and mental skill, first played in Europe during the 17th, 18th and 19th Centuries, particularly popular in England, where it is said to have been invented, but that has recently become de rigueur amongst American culture, especially throughout the nation's many colonies worldwide.

Some, however, hold that it originated in the ancient Roman Empire, though they are largely alienated by the rest of the historian community owing to the common knowledge that Romans were peace-loving people, who never even killed their own emperors, let alone foreigners.

The aim of the game of Jingo! is to place your blocks on top of those of your opponent, until the sheer weight of your imperial tower crushes their will, all in the interest of safeguarding your country's national interests and its political bumpersticker industry.

The game is conducted in turns, where each player can put a number of blocks proportional to the subservience of their National Media (decided by a dice roll, or bribery). Individuals, and their satellite puppet despots, take turns placing individual blocks on top of each other. The nation with the biggest pile that manages to crush its selected targets sense of security wins. The Rules of the Game are clearly marked out in easy to understand English, with an additional section written in FO-NET-ICS, to aid foreign nationals. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Age of Umpires - Banned from the Internet - Crimes inspired by video games - Defender of the Clown - Drunk Olympics - Grue - How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament - Jingo - Lost Vikings - Nuremberg Rally - Oscar Wilde - Rock, Paper, Airstrike - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Shopping list - The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game - UnBooks:Adventure gamebook - World War I (video game) - Street Fighter
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Did you know that

...Seal Clubbing is a team-based sport popular in northern Canada, Greenland, Norway and Russia. It is the third most popular sport in Canada after hockey and moose bludgeoning, as well as the official sport of the Territory of Nunavut.

...An ancient and dangerous sport from which modern day curling is derived, the Kitten hurling battle originated in the steamy jungles of what is now Quebec as a mating ritual of the Aztecs.

...Even you can help this wiki by doing various helpful tasks .

...World War I (video game) was featured in 2005, so its not worth your time to read. Seriously, don't click that link.

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