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Your one stop place for the best ~~gamecruft~~ gaming related articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Highlighted Game Article

Welcome, to an encyclopedia article unlike any other! Whereas in most encyclopedias, you read the article from beginning to end, in this article YOU get to decide what happens! Simply click on the link at the end of each section to indicate your choice, and proceed to the next section. But be warned! The article is a dangerous place, filled with half-baked concepts and contrived scenarios. To survive, you will need to have your wits about you, as making the wrong move could spell your doom, and it will be game over. Or you could just go back a step. But that would be naughty.

Now go to 1!

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It is 1993. You are a precocious, introverted eleven year old boy with square glasses. Your mother has given you a tatty, second-hand copy of Warlock of the Citadel of Doom by Peter Jackson and Ken Livingstone in an effort to shut you up during a rainy Sunday afternoon. Your father is busy watching the football, and your older brother is preparing to go to his fascist rally. Your little sister is around somewhere. Despite the adventure gamebook coming from a second hand shop, you have nothing better to do. In order to begin, you will need a pencil, an eraser and two dice. Your first task is to find a pencil. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan Game Image

Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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A Selection of
Featured & Quasi-Featured Game Articles

AAA - Barns and Nobles - Blue Screen of Death - Defender of the Clown - Drunk Olympics - Grue - Holocaust Tycoon - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament - Internet (video game) - Kitten hurling battle - Metal Gear Solid - Pie Chart - Redundancy - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Shopping list - Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships - Water Polo... With Sharks! - Street Fighter
(full list)

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Promotion Zone

Let others know of good but not featured game related articles below:

Bland Gift Manual, Prison City - Puu - RuneScape- Tails the Straight

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Did you know that

...Japanese Game Shows can be a little peculiar and imprudent at times, but these characteristics are what makes them so distinguishable.

...Star Trek Online (STO) is the latest in a long list of ~~awesome and successful~~ Star Trek games.

...An ancient and dangerous sport from which modern day curling is derived, the Kitten hurling battle originated in the steamy jungles of what is now Quebec as a mating ritual of the Aztecs.

...To cheat at Scrabble, you need to manufacture a fake dictionary, or a fake dictionary website.

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