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Internet is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series. With over 1 billion players, Internet is the most popular MMORPG, easily beating stupid shit like Run-Escape.

Through Internet's text description-based technology, players can create any character they want. Many players use this feature to create characters that would be considered absurd by real life standards. The average Internet character has some impressive stats:

IQ: 251
Max bench press: 932 pounds
Death rate: 4 characters per decade
Penis: Blue Whale
Favourite kids' TV programme: Pob

These stats are actually a lot lower than most players have. This is because some players instead create characters intended to represent a person that player hates, such as a mother-in-law or a politician, and give the character low stats and have the character fail miserably in very public settings. For example, there are an estimated 10,000 George W. Bush characters in Internet, each of which has no stats and no achievements, and most of which do nothing but have cybersex with Dick Cheney characters. In early 2003, this method of defamation became widely accepted as a legitimate tactic in logical debates. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Age of Umpires - Barns and Nobles - Cardboard Box - Cup stacking - Drunk Olympics - Grand Theft Audio - Holocaust Tycoon - HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament - Internet (video game) - Kitten hurling battle - Nuremberg Rally - Playstation 4 - Rock, Paper, Airstrike - Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament - Star Trek Online - The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game - The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships - Water Polo... With Sharks! - Street Fighter
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Did you know that

...In real football, the ball is held by the hands 95% of the time - regardless of what those damned Limeys say.

The Birmingham Niggers are a professional American Minor League Baseball team from the windswept steppes of Birmingham, Alabama. Most news outlets consider the name offensive, and refuse to advertise any upcoming games or print any statistics for the team.

...It's always interesting to get another point of view on life. Some people try to gain that perspective through drugs. Some people try to get it through playing golf. Some people try to play golf while on drugs, even. But we here at Spalding, manufacturers of fine bats, have a new idea: Why don't you hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times?

The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube is by far "The Most Difficult Puzzle Of All Time™".

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