Portal:Games

Uncyclopedia Portals

Bloodbath | Mario | Sonic | Uncyclopedia Games | Video Games

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Game portal.

Your one stop place for the best ~~gamecruft~~ gaming related articles on Uncyclopedia.

edit

Highlighted Game Article

The Reich thanks you for tuning in to this special broadcast of the Nineteen Thirty-Six Nuremberg Rally! All the beer and sausages in Bavaria can't keep you from this great sport, we know. The proud sponsors of this unequalled event, Otto Eberhardt Patronenfabrik, Fokker, and of course Schuberth Helme GmbH, wish to formally convey their joy in being associated with such an occasion. It's Day Two. Let's join the action!

“

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your favorite official commentator, Irvine Lindenberg. Wow, have we got a race for you! It's a bit back from the front, where Mister Goring is off at his usual insurmountable lead, for fifth position. Yes, it's Erich von dem Bach in his trademark SS uniform, duking it out with Rudolph Hess. Look at those eyebrows! You could hide an entire armoured division in there! Hess is in a 1933 MechlebahnSchtop Roadster, 277 horsepower but prone to sudden breakdown; von dem Bach is suffering, you can clearly see it, under the weight of his two iron crosses as he sits uncomfortably at the wheel of his Überbungdenfuhrer SA 18, manufactured in 1934. It's been back and forth as they burst through this last stretch to a High Command-approved watering hole somewhere in Bavaria. (more...)

”

edit

Uncyclo-tan Game Image

Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

edit

A Selection of
Featured & Quasi-Featured Game Articles

Allahakbarries - Bloodbath - Cardboard Box - Cup stacking - Drunk Olympics - Grand Theft Audio - How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show - HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube - Internet (video game) - Lost Vikings - Niggers - Playstation 4 - Redundancy - Seal Clubbing - Star Trek Online - Teletubbies - UnBooks:Adventure gamebook - Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times - You're Screwed
(full list)

edit

Promotion Zone

Let others know of good but not featured game related articles below:

Bland Gift Manual, Prison City - Puu - RuneScape- Tails the Straight

edit

Did you know that

...You should get of off the games portal and write articles.

...Playwright, novelist, musician, poet, philanthropist, historian, short story writer - these are just a few of the professions of individuals that Oscar Wilde has corrupted with his rampant sexuality and Rabelaisian appetites.

...Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic, superfluous or unnecessary text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey.

...The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships is a contest held annually all across Sweden except when it isn't. It attracts orienteering fans and people who enjoy firing rats from cannons worldwide.

edit