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Internet is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series. With over 1 billion players, Internet is the most popular MMORPG, easily beating stupid shit like Run-Escape.

Through Internet's text description-based technology, players can create any character they want. Many players use this feature to create characters that would be considered absurd by real life standards. The average Internet character has some impressive stats:

IQ: 251
Max bench press: 932 pounds
Death rate: 4 characters per decade
Penis: Blue Whale
Favourite kids' TV programme: Pob

These stats are actually a lot lower than most players have. This is because some players instead create characters intended to represent a person that player hates, such as a mother-in-law or a politician, and give the character low stats and have the character fail miserably in very public settings. For example, there are an estimated 10,000 George W. Bush characters in Internet, each of which has no stats and no achievements, and most of which do nothing but have cybersex with Dick Cheney characters. In early 2003, this method of defamation became widely accepted as a legitimate tactic in logical debates. (more...)

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Uncyclo-tan lost The Game, and so it did you.

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Age of Umpires - Banned from the Internet - Blue Screen of Death - Dragon Warrior - EXPLODE!!! - Grue - HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble - HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube - Jingo - Lost Vikings - Metal Gear Solid - Pie Chart - Redundancy - Seal Clubbing - Shopping list - The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game - The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships - Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times - You're Screwed
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Did you know that

...Uncyclo-tan is hawt. That fact doesn't really have anything to do with games, but I just thought I'd mention it.

...To cheat at Scrabble, you need to manufacture a fake dictionary, or a fake dictionary website.

...It is told in ages past that Dragon Worrier was a console role-playing game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. It was the grandfather of the entire RPG genre. You know "World of Warcraft"? It's based on this.

...In real football, the ball is held by the hands 95% of the time - regardless of what those damned Limeys say.

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